all i talk about is this fracking sport, or "longest post ever"
On Sunday, I wrote this depressing Congratulations on the title, you lousy Mancs entry, complete with laughter-inducing Bill McCulloch youtube videos, and pictures of the Arsenal v. Chelsea game, but then I never posted it. It still frustrates me when I consider what could have been, but in truth, I am happy for Giggsy. Which basically, barring the latter half of that sentence, sums up my sentiments on the Chelsea v. United game today. I watched the live score page on goltv.tv, wondering if the site was broken. Nil all; honestly, what a waste of a game. FA Cup final? Should be awwwesome. Oh, God.
In other news, I'm not looking forward to the summer transfer window. Premature concern, I know, but still. My friend Liz keeps updating me on the litany of players that are supposedly moving on to the "greener pasture" that is Camp Nou, yet she holds to the belief that Barcelona aren't homewreckers. Considering this video, that stupid UCL final, and the fact that he's Arsenal's captain, I'd assume that Thierry Henry would hesitate before jumping jetting off to Catalunya, but then, that's football. I also hear-tell, while on the subject of changes at Arsenal, that Freddie Ljungberg won't be returning next season. Not that I recall him playing much this season, but what the hell, he's been there, what, nine years? Bayern Munich speculation would require an entire entry in itself, but most importantly, I can't believe I'm disappointed that Owen Hargreaves won't get to go to United. He wanted it so badly, you know?
And then, I don't even want to think about what's going on in terms of managers. Supposedly, if Titi does leave, it's because Arsene's on his way out; which reminds me: Cesc Fabregas once said that he'd basically hold no allegiance to the club if Wenger were ever to cease working there. Anyway, I've got a whole conspiracy theory on Jose Mourinho's "probable" departure, no joke. I mean, really, how convenient is it that just as everyone's convinced he'll be evicted, Sven-Goran Eriksson comes crawling out from beneath the rock he's been deservedly dwelling under for a year now, to beg for some action at a "big club." Then again. (I'm paranoid.)
Also, might I add a bold faced WTF?! David Moyes, you shithead. Rarely do I hold grudges against players, managers, or referees (because really, they don't exactly impact my ability to function as a human being), but there are a few men in the world of football that I just cannot stand. (Graham Poll, for instance.) Off the top of my head, my two most hated players are probably Craig Bellamy and Fabio Grosso. I've never liked Joey Barton, but he's quickly climbing his way to the top of my shitlist. I think the fucker should be banned from the sport altogether, and yet managers everywhere are clamoring to sign him now that Man City are finally dumping his ass? Actually, maybe I do hold grudges; I hate Everton as a whole (minus Tim Cahill!), and have disliked Moyes since he sued - threatened to sue? - Wayne Rooney, but this just tops it. How stupid can he get?
Cristiano Ronaldo Player of the Year
He dives, he's somewhat predictable, but fuckdamn is Cristiano hot. Bah, I even like Fergie here.
Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney's Foolproof Gameplan
"I don't know what it is about little people. But I love them." Classy stuff, here.
Josh Lewsey vs Peter Crouch Powerade Commercial
I think I love the parts where Pete's swimming and "outrunning" the cheetah the best.
Crouch and Carragher Give Views On Team Mates
iiiieeee Crouchy, Carra, and the whole other character that is Carra's Scouse accent. p.s. I guess I'm over my "Liverpool boycott" - I don't knowww.
soccer am thierry henry golden shoe 2006
Titi is pure love; I don't care what anyone says. He is, as they say, quality.
Argh. In conclusion, I love Edwin van der Sar and am, because of this, the worst Chelsea supporter ever.
I'm finished now.
In other news, I'm not looking forward to the summer transfer window. Premature concern, I know, but still. My friend Liz keeps updating me on the litany of players that are supposedly moving on to the "greener pasture" that is Camp Nou, yet she holds to the belief that Barcelona aren't homewreckers. Considering this video, that stupid UCL final, and the fact that he's Arsenal's captain, I'd assume that Thierry Henry would hesitate before jumping jetting off to Catalunya, but then, that's football. I also hear-tell, while on the subject of changes at Arsenal, that Freddie Ljungberg won't be returning next season. Not that I recall him playing much this season, but what the hell, he's been there, what, nine years? Bayern Munich speculation would require an entire entry in itself, but most importantly, I can't believe I'm disappointed that Owen Hargreaves won't get to go to United. He wanted it so badly, you know?
And then, I don't even want to think about what's going on in terms of managers. Supposedly, if Titi does leave, it's because Arsene's on his way out; which reminds me: Cesc Fabregas once said that he'd basically hold no allegiance to the club if Wenger were ever to cease working there. Anyway, I've got a whole conspiracy theory on Jose Mourinho's "probable" departure, no joke. I mean, really, how convenient is it that just as everyone's convinced he'll be evicted, Sven-Goran Eriksson comes crawling out from beneath the rock he's been deservedly dwelling under for a year now, to beg for some action at a "big club." Then again. (I'm paranoid.)
Also, might I add a bold faced WTF?! David Moyes, you shithead. Rarely do I hold grudges against players, managers, or referees (because really, they don't exactly impact my ability to function as a human being), but there are a few men in the world of football that I just cannot stand. (Graham Poll, for instance.) Off the top of my head, my two most hated players are probably Craig Bellamy and Fabio Grosso. I've never liked Joey Barton, but he's quickly climbing his way to the top of my shitlist. I think the fucker should be banned from the sport altogether, and yet managers everywhere are clamoring to sign him now that Man City are finally dumping his ass? Actually, maybe I do hold grudges; I hate Everton as a whole (minus Tim Cahill!), and have disliked Moyes since he sued - threatened to sue? - Wayne Rooney, but this just tops it. How stupid can he get?
Cristiano Ronaldo Player of the Year
Click to viewHe dives, he's somewhat predictable, but fuckdamn is Cristiano hot. Bah, I even like Fergie here.
Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney's Foolproof Gameplan
"I don't know what it is about little people. But I love them." Classy stuff, here.
Josh Lewsey vs Peter Crouch Powerade Commercial
I think I love the parts where Pete's swimming and "outrunning" the cheetah the best.
Crouch and Carragher Give Views On Team Mates
iiiieeee Crouchy, Carra, and the whole other character that is Carra's Scouse accent. p.s. I guess I'm over my "Liverpool boycott" - I don't knowww.
soccer am thierry henry golden shoe 2006
Titi is pure love; I don't care what anyone says. He is, as they say, quality.
Argh. In conclusion, I love Edwin van der Sar and am, because of this, the worst Chelsea supporter ever.
I'm finished now.