Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I pushed
t0rm3nt in the mud (-17 points). In November I bought porn for
mctira (10 points). Last Sunday I punched
elyefont in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (303 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
thors_warrior
Ha! A few good deeds here and there and I could get away with murder...well...at least the ones that no one knows about yet... =/;-]