WHAT'S YOUR --
1. Ring tone: Try vibrate
2. Middle name: Eugene
3. Zodiac signs: Virgo... no truth in packaging there though
4. Computer: HP utter crap
5. Pets name: I really don't have pets but indirectly; Mabel and Milo
WHAT COLOR --
1. Are your pants: Forest Cami
2. Are your socks: Brown
3. Is your shirt: Olive Drab green under a Forest Cami blouse
RIGHT NOW --
1. The closest thing to your left hand: A lighter
2. That's in your pockets: Wallet, keys, phone, note-book and pen and dentist appointment sheet
3. Are you hungry: No
4. Are you thirsty: Not really
6. Where are you: Room
7. Is the light on: It is daylight
8. Song listening to: The TV talking about Air Force 1
ONE OR THE OTHER --
1. Cookies or candy: Candy if anything
2. Kiss or hug: I'd take both
3. School or work: I only know work right now, so school
4. Apple or banana: Either or
5. Bed or couch: Bed without hesitation
6. Shower or bath: Depends on if I am alone
8. Ps2 or X-Box: PS2 because it has more games
9. Whipped cream or cherries: Whipped cream I'd say
FAVORITE --
1. Animal:
2. Song: I don't like to have a favorite song
3. Singer/ Band: See above
RANDOM --
1. What do you wish you were doing right now: Anything but what I am doing
2. What's the last thing you bought: Pizza
3. Are you wearing a belt: I have to
LAST --
1. Drink: Lemon Lime Gatorade
2. Song you played: Mama's Room by Under the Influence of Giants
4. Last thing you said: Goodbye to my room mate
5. Word typed: Mate
6. Place you went: To get shots
7. Thing you thought about: I hate my birthday
8. Movie you watched: House on Haunted Hill
9. Person talked to on the phone: Beth
Your Autobiography
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby? I suppose I was
Were you the first? Hardly
Were your parents married when you were born? They were
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family? That would require caring
Are your parents still married? Not happily
Siblings or an only child? One sibling.
If you have siblings are you the oldest, youngest, or in the middle? I'm the youngest
Which parent do you get along with best with out of your mother or father? I would suppose mother but I don't really deal with either that much
Do you have step parents? No
Part 3: Your Friends
Do you have more than one best friend? I would say so
What do you like to do when you are together? it varies between each of them
Do you share the same interests? Yes and no
Which friend can you tell anything to? Why, are you going to ask them questions.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem? I am extremely arrogant in a personality that hates myself.
Do you get depressed about things easily? Sometimes, sometimes not
Happy? Not when I am here
Do you live life to the fullest? I don't live, I am a Marine, I only kill and train to kill and exist to kill and that is not a life.
Part 5: Your Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look? I am the most fit I have ever been, I am muscly and such but I could use some improvement still.
What would you change about your appearance if you could? Hard to say
Describe your hair? Short
How do you dress? How do Marines dress?
Part 6: Your Past
Were you a strange child? I was shy
What did you use to love that you no longer do? Live
Do you have the same friends from childhood? Yes, actually to some degree I do
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? Sure, why the fuck not.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition? That depends on what happens in Iraq
Are you scared of growing old? What if I was scared I wouldn't grow old
Do you want to get married? No shit
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Depends on what I am doing
What is your favorite season? Spring
Favorite weather? I would say rain
Do you like walking in the rain? Only if it's warm. I agree with Jody here.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian? Hardly
What is your favorite food? I am a steak man but I like some chicken dishes too
What food makes you want to gag? Peas
What is your favorite dessert? Ummm, not really a dessert person
What is your favorite restaurant? I don't know
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken? I think I am taken, let me ask my fiance
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world? If ever there were a thing to make life worth while it would be love or the hope of love.
Do you think you're in love currently? No, I don't think I am in love. I know I am.
Okay. You Can Only Type ONE word! NO EXCEPTIONS and NO EXPLANATIONS!
1. Yourself: Tired
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Lonely
3. Your hair: Short
4. Your Mother: Spunky
5. Your Father: Distant
6. Your Favorite Item: Forgotten
7. Your dream last night: Unusual
8. Your Favorite Drink: Soda
9. Your Dream Home: Unknown
12. Your fear: None
13. Where you Want to be in Ten Years? Alive
14. Who you hung out with last night: McClary
15. What You're Not? Happy
16. Your Best Friend: Faraway
17. One of Your Wish List Items: Beth
18. Your Gender: Male
19. The Last Thing You Did: Vaccinated
20. What You Are Wearing: Cami's
21. Your favorite weather: Rain
22. Your Favorite Book: SciFi
23. The Last Thing you ate: Pizza
24. Your Life: Unavailable
25. Your Mood: Sour
27. Who are you thinking about right now: Beth
Miscellaneous:
Where were you when it turned 2006? Getting drunk before deployment
Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? No, I hate celebrities
Do you own an iPod? An iPod shuffle
What did you do this morning? Vaccinations
What does your dad do for a living? Something with building missles
Where do you work? Marine Corps Base Hawaii
What are the last two digits of your phone number? 11
What was the last concert you attended?
Who was with you? Like I will be able to answer that
What was the last movie you watched? House on Haunted Hill
What do you dislike at the moment? My life
What food do you crave right now? Something home-made
Did you dream last night? Sure did
What was the last TV show you watched? I don't know
What is your favorite piece of jewelry? The cursed ring I can't wear
Name someone who is just like you? Why would anyone be like me?
Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Beth
Who last messaged you? Ulp
Are you on any medication? No
What side of the bed do you sleep on? I sleep on a small bed
What color is your razor? Gray
What is your favorite frozen treat? Ice Cream Sandwich
How many piercings do you have? Thirty Seven... or none, take your pick
What's your favorite store? I don't know, Barnes and Noble
Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Yes
Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss? Beth you piss of shit, too many of the same kind of questions
What did you do last night? Watched movies
Do you care what people think about you? Sure do but not that much
Have you ever done something to instigate trouble? Yep
Do you like your nose? Do I really have a choice?
What color is your bedroom? White
When was the last time you worked out? Do hikes count?
Are you an aggressive driver? Yep
Who is your cell phone carrier? Cingular
What is the thing that you would most like to change about yourself? I don't know
What color is your car? Sorry, it isn't mine
What do you smell like right now? Sweat, dirt and grime
Do you like mustard? Sure
What do you tell yourself when times get hard? This sucks, oh well, fuck it.
Would you ever sky dive? Yes
Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back? I flip around... a lot
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
Do you enjoy giving hugs? Nope, with one exception.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable? I can be
Do you own a digital camera? I don't
What celebrities have you been compared to? I am not, thankfully
Who is your favorite Star Wars character? I don't like any of them enough to consider any a favorite
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do? Not really
What books, if any, have made you cry? I haven't cried because of a book
What are you allergic to? Not a clue
Are you a jealous person? Can be
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat? Why would I
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be? I am not really sure
Do you ever worry that you might one day go ape-shit and eat someone? No
if you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL: 8
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
TOTAL: 9
1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
T0TAL: 7
1. been to a wild party
2. seen the Mardi Gras
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm band
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. own a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 2
1. dressed gothic
2. dressed prep
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on your neighbor
10. had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 3
1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your best friend
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 6
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
TOTAL: 6
1. owned an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. cheated with someone
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harrassed
10. been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 3
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
TOTAL: 8
1. cheated on homework
2. held hands with someone of the same sex
3. been pushed into a pool
4. played pool
5. watched 5 hours of MTV straight
6. had a crush on someone 5 years older than you
7. had a crush on someone younger than you
8. worn eyeliner
9. skinny-dipped
10. laughed at a retarded person in a wheelchair
TOTAL: 6
58 means I am a bad influence, I don't care, some of those are stupid.