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Character: Noyamano Rika
Series: Air Gear
Age: 22
Job: Professional Man Trainer / Pro-Wrestling Instructor (Interchangeably)
Canon: In every crazy canon, especially one that involves roller blades that can make fire and shoot lasers, there's got to be at least one voice of reason in the crowd. That one person who is just trying to live their average day-to-day life without letting themselves be dragged into the aerial turf wars and inane training sequences with accompanying montage music. In short, the sane one. Noyamano Rika is...almost that person. She's as normal as a women's pro wrestler who is willing to use her moves on her siblings can be, at least.
Despite the relative normality of her life now, Rika herself was once one of those crazies on wheels. Formerly known as the Thorn Queen, she'd been one of the select individuals who stood at the top of the AT world, but when her boyfriend was critically injured, she decided to step back from that world and continue on with her life as a single woman supporting her family. Rika's very much become the motherly figure to her siblings and the people close to her after the entire ordeal; she worries about their well being and has been shown to be willing to do anything to keep them from getting hurt. Even if it involves hurting them herself. Aside from her tendencies towards violence, Rika's a kind and warm woman with a firm sense of morals and sensibilities. She knows how to take control of a situation (mostly through fear and abuse) and can generally keep it under control, forces of shounen retard power notwithstanding.
Sample Post:
Let's get down to business.
You'll want to take hold of his arm here and wrap your other arm around here like this. Stop squirming around so much, you're making me lose my grip. Make sure you're able to stay balanced and you've got both feet planted on the ground about this far apart. Can everyone see where my hands are? Good, pay close attention to this part. Make sure to lift using your legs to avoid injury and just bend backwards like this--!
... And that, ladies, is how you get a guy to do the laundry. Or anything, really, but I've found this one to be the most effective for that particular chore. We'll pick up the lesson and the rest of this guy later after we finish off the introductions. For those of you who missed it earlier, my name is Noyamano Rika, and I'll be offering anyone who asks advice on how best to handle a man. I've got a good few years of hands-on experience dealing with all sorts of guys, so I think I've got a pretty good idea of what works for them and what doesn't. And the boy in the back who's been giggling this whole time will be the volunteer for our upcoming demonstration. Don't even think of trying to slink off in the next few minutes. I've got my eye on you.
Now, I'm sure most of you are wondering why you would even need help in handling a guy. Bat your eyelashes a few times, wiggle your hips, those are probably the tactics you've been told work all the time, right? Wrong. There's a certain kind of man who won't respond to that kind of thing, or will respond in a way you don't expect him to. You need to be able to deal with those special cases, and I'll tell you right now that the best way to do so is the same way you should be handling anything else in life. With your own two hands. And maybe your legs, if you can reach that high.
Anyway, let's get on with the demonstration. I've got a special guest here to work with our volunteer from earlier to share what she's learned over her years when it comes to dealing with men. This can probably also double as our wrestling demonstration, so make sure to pay close attention. Marcy, if you would.
... Note her use of techniques and multiple appendages to pin down her opponent. She takes care never to look away from him and makes sure he's completely disabled before moving her tentacles und-
--Whoa, wait a minute! That was not a part of the plan. Give me back the boy. Practice dummy or not, I've been responsible for his well being since the moment he was voluntold and that means not standing by while you do traumatizing things to him. Now hand him over. ... All of him. Hey, wake up, are you alright? I'm glad she didn't get any further, it looks like that was more than enough for you, huh...
Wait here. If you'll excuse me, Marcy and I have some things to talk about. Woman to woman.
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Series: Air Gear
Age: 22
Job: Professional Man Trainer / Pro-Wrestling Instructor (Interchangeably)
Canon: In every crazy canon, especially one that involves roller blades that can make fire and shoot lasers, there's got to be at least one voice of reason in the crowd. That one person who is just trying to live their average day-to-day life without letting themselves be dragged into the aerial turf wars and inane training sequences with accompanying montage music. In short, the sane one. Noyamano Rika is...almost that person. She's as normal as a women's pro wrestler who is willing to use her moves on her siblings can be, at least.
Despite the relative normality of her life now, Rika herself was once one of those crazies on wheels. Formerly known as the Thorn Queen, she'd been one of the select individuals who stood at the top of the AT world, but when her boyfriend was critically injured, she decided to step back from that world and continue on with her life as a single woman supporting her family. Rika's very much become the motherly figure to her siblings and the people close to her after the entire ordeal; she worries about their well being and has been shown to be willing to do anything to keep them from getting hurt. Even if it involves hurting them herself. Aside from her tendencies towards violence, Rika's a kind and warm woman with a firm sense of morals and sensibilities. She knows how to take control of a situation (mostly through fear and abuse) and can generally keep it under control, forces of shounen retard power notwithstanding.
Sample Post:
Let's get down to business.
You'll want to take hold of his arm here and wrap your other arm around here like this. Stop squirming around so much, you're making me lose my grip. Make sure you're able to stay balanced and you've got both feet planted on the ground about this far apart. Can everyone see where my hands are? Good, pay close attention to this part. Make sure to lift using your legs to avoid injury and just bend backwards like this--!
... And that, ladies, is how you get a guy to do the laundry. Or anything, really, but I've found this one to be the most effective for that particular chore. We'll pick up the lesson and the rest of this guy later after we finish off the introductions. For those of you who missed it earlier, my name is Noyamano Rika, and I'll be offering anyone who asks advice on how best to handle a man. I've got a good few years of hands-on experience dealing with all sorts of guys, so I think I've got a pretty good idea of what works for them and what doesn't. And the boy in the back who's been giggling this whole time will be the volunteer for our upcoming demonstration. Don't even think of trying to slink off in the next few minutes. I've got my eye on you.
Now, I'm sure most of you are wondering why you would even need help in handling a guy. Bat your eyelashes a few times, wiggle your hips, those are probably the tactics you've been told work all the time, right? Wrong. There's a certain kind of man who won't respond to that kind of thing, or will respond in a way you don't expect him to. You need to be able to deal with those special cases, and I'll tell you right now that the best way to do so is the same way you should be handling anything else in life. With your own two hands. And maybe your legs, if you can reach that high.
Anyway, let's get on with the demonstration. I've got a special guest here to work with our volunteer from earlier to share what she's learned over her years when it comes to dealing with men. This can probably also double as our wrestling demonstration, so make sure to pay close attention. Marcy, if you would.
... Note her use of techniques and multiple appendages to pin down her opponent. She takes care never to look away from him and makes sure he's completely disabled before moving her tentacles und-
--Whoa, wait a minute! That was not a part of the plan. Give me back the boy. Practice dummy or not, I've been responsible for his well being since the moment he was voluntold and that means not standing by while you do traumatizing things to him. Now hand him over. ... All of him. Hey, wake up, are you alright? I'm glad she didn't get any further, it looks like that was more than enough for you, huh...
Wait here. If you'll excuse me, Marcy and I have some things to talk about. Woman to woman.
Voting went down here.