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Bitter, bitter hockey yelling behind cut.

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[glendaglamazon]

I have been working so much--and I left my headphones at home on Thursday--so I have been trying to catch up with reactions, post-mortems (post-morta? post-mortae?), and general teeth-gnashing about Wednesday's(/Thursday's) game so I can put it all behind me before 12:30 tomorrow.

WHY COULDN'T TROY HIT THE FREAKIN' NET FROM 2 FEET AWAY?!?!

WHY DID OVI GET NOTHING BUT POSTS?!?!

WHY DID MOJO-JOJO SUCK SO VERY MUCH IN ALL THE WAYS??!?!?

WHY WERE POOR HENDY AND HOLTBY NOT REWARDED FOR BEING THE GODS THEY ARE??!?!

I clearly have QUESTIONS.

Thank you, that helped a lot. :)

Also, this is a fun guide to drinking vodka a la Russe (though they don't even bother to mention the temperature, because DUH CHILLED!).

I have similar issues with the poor research. Relatedly, we should totally collaborate on fleshing out that Caps primer at Hockeypedia. I saw your roommate comment was added to the main one, and I started a comment regarding many other things, but it was like all the information wanted to come out AT ONCE and got all clogged up. I think I should come have a slumber party with you (and lots of frozen vodka and zakuski) and we should write THE BEST CAPITALS PRIMER EVAR!!!!!

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I was so depressed and mopey, you would not believe. Ugh. Why, Troy. (Though I'm not as mad at him as F&B is on Japers. Yikes. Watch your back, Troy.) All your questions, I agree.

Ooh, nifty! I shall bookmark that for... purposes. Though we have seen enough pictures of Ovi and Sasha drunk out of their gourds that we can conclude they don't always follow The Russian Way.

WE REALLY SHOULD, NO ONE ELSE LOVES THE CAPS AND THEY NEED LOVE SERIOUSLY. (Hell, I want to write something along the lines of "THESE ARE THE DUDES WHO SHOULD BE BONING" basically just so I can extol on Ovi/Sasha, Carlznerson, Brooks Laich and Mike Green's magical bromance, and my deep, shameful thing for Holtby/Neuvy. Or even Nicky and Mojo, which feels... weirdly illegal, I don't know.) Seriously, we should do this primer thing. I need to update the roommates comment anyway; brooks is with Schultzy now. Did you listen to his podcast with Cabbie? It was AMAZING.