"The fix is in. It remains only to be seen what it's been traded for. To get to this stage, anyone wanting to be a referee has had to learn to enjoy the special flavor of pressure-group dick. The question is: will the referees stagger off ice with lungs half full of steaming Winnipeg semen? Or will they merely be licking their lips
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Also, nuns with rulers can't hurt you if you're on a mission from God. ;D
Okay, characters ... I'm going to have to go with Reno, Zack, and Hi-Jinks. Because I freaking love the silliness you write with Reno and Zack.
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I ended up filling out a chunk from a body swap fic. Kinda got too big for one comment.
"…and then, bam. We were like this," Zack finished ( ... )
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"It's in excellent hands, little buddy," Zack said, though the words were slightly undermined by the way he had to jump in order to slap Cloud on the shoulder. "Don't you worry about a thing. I'm sure once we get that materia back, we can just make this all go away. I mean, if we can get it back."
"Right," Sephiroth said. "No one panic." He took a deep breath. "I will go get the material. Is it still in Hojo's lab?"
"Not… in a manner of speaking," Zack said carefully. "You see, Reno was there too…"
"You were with Reno. You let Reno touch-" Sephiroth said, and then broke off abruptly because Cloud was visibly quaking and Zack was shamelessly hiding behind him again. "The fact you are in Cloud's body and only the fact you are in Cloud's body is the sole thing keeping me from either killing you or letting you suffer ( ... )
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want moar pleez
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I'll finish it one of these days!
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