Swimslash, Sports Make You Health

[thorne_scratch]

Fic. Written for missanee and splitting_minds in the drabble meme.

Man, I used up a lot of condoms while writing this, which led to some awkward conversations with the neighbors. "Lovely weather we're having. So, was that you on the roof yesterday, dropping… things?" Yes. Yes, Mrs. Smith, it was me. Lovely weather indeed.

Comments

[thorne_scratch]

You're welcome, I'm glad you liked it!

[hiphopbox]

This was absolutely perfect! I loved it so much. ♥

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks very much, I'm glad you liked it! (I got to the point where I hated it, so I knew it probably had to be ready.)

[sillyfax]

Gawd, I can't stop laughing. I really enjoyed this. Your characterization of both of them is so much FUN! *puts in memories*

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks, I'm really glad it made you laugh! Yeah, I like Michael and Ryan; they're less of an angstmonkey pair than you normally find, and that's refreshing.

[iwonthecontest]

Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte are the neighbors I've always wanted to have: crazy guys who invite you over to play Wii/Guitar Hero/Rock Band and engage in all sorts of goofy pranks and dance to rap music and consume mass quantities of food but kick you out when they're going to have hot sex (and aren't afraid to tell you so). Oh...why don't I have neighbors like this? *whines*

Anyway, stories like these are why I have recently become a Phelps/Lochte 'shipper. I love the combination of hilarity and hotness, not to mention the oh-so-subtle sweetness that shone through in Michael's thoughts and their interactions. Excellent work! And, yeah, I lol'd far more than once. : D

[thorne_scratch]

They'd be interesting neighbors, but I totally would not trust the whole prankage angle, and I bet they play their music too loud. Still, the lure of voyeurism is not to be denied, and there might be drunken streaking at some point.

I'm glad it made you laugh! Thanks!

[iwonthecontest]

Oh, yeah - knowing my luck, if I were to take part in one of their pranks, my ass would be in the slammer. Also, I'd probably yell at them to turn down their Young Reezyjeezywhateverthehellitistheylistento and they'd be, like, "But you blast your old people music all the time!" No doubt I would have to concede to that.

"Still, the lure of voyeurism is not to be denied"

Yeah...I wonder if they'd let me watch?

"and there might be drunken streaking at some point"

Oh, now THAT would be fuckin' hilarious (not to mention hot). And I'd find a way to keep all of my clothes on AND get it on tape. ;-)

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, it would definitely be worth investing in some heavy duty security cameras if you were living nearby. Catch the right moment on film, and you'd be set for life.

[24ko]

This was hilarious and spot-on in their personalities (or how I imagine them, anyway). This line about killed me:

Ryan's head could fit in a condom-- Michael knew this because they'd messed around with some of the condoms earlier, jamming arms and feet and whatever else they could stick in there, just to see if they could.

Hahah, great job! Loved it. :)

[thorne_scratch]

I'm going to go on record saying that I didn't stick my head in a condom to test the fitting, but several incidents in college do corroborate it.

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

[navy_brat_1972]

I can fit one on my foot...no more baby toes! At least that was the thought process! LoL

[thorne_scratch]

Of course, whether or not you get the magnum size does play a role in it!