Seriously, whoa, what?

[thorne_scratch]

Let us pour a forty on the curb for Steve Irwin. Goddamn.

I try not to make too many of these type of entries, but the Croc Hunter merits it. Death by stingray. Through the heart. I mean. Seriously. Goddamn.

Huh. You know, the only people I've done death entries for were the Pope and Steve Irwin. I'm sure that says something about... something.

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[baroness_lamia]

God will have great conversations with him, I'm sure of!

[thorne_scratch]

God will recruit him to wrassle all them crocs in heaven.

I'm sure there's crocodiles in heaven somewhere.

[baroness_lamia]

Sure there are, I guess. Animals are innocents.

[thorne_scratch]

Well, I just figured it wouldn't be heaven for him without animals for him to grab at.

[baroness_lamia]

Love the gorilla holding the smoking gun icon you have there! :P

That is true! Heaven for Steve would be all of the animals in existence (even the extinct ones) up there.

Steve: Crickey, I dodo!

Dodo: Oh, shite!

[baroness_lamia]

Love the gorilla holding the smoking gun icon you have there! :P

That is true! Heaven for Steve would be all of the animals in existence (even the extinct ones) up there.

Steve: Crickey, A DODO!

Dodo: Oh, shite!