I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical

[thorne_scratch]

This was a fun music post to organize, but it's so meager, considering that I'm only pulling it from my own collection on this computer's hard drive. I know I've got so much more backed-up music lying around on a lot of data-discs, music that doesn't bring up the Beats. Ah, well.

Comments

[jensa_chan]

How is that different from bi? I never have understood.

In case you guys were being serious, pansexual = attracted to any gender or sex. Intersexed, transgender, no gender, etc.

If you weren't being serious, well! *fades into the mist*

[thorne_scratch]

I don't think we're ever truly serious, but that's certainly a good thing to know. Thanks!

[flidgetjerome]

dolphins?

[thorne_scratch]

Well, doesn't everyone dig dolphins?

I need a dolphin icon.

[flidgetjerome]

I was going to make you a dolphin dildo icon so I went to that animal dildo site.

I discovered then that they're now manufacturing dragon and gryphon dildos and doubt I'll be able to stop laughing any time soon.

. . . That was even before I discovered the Raptor dildos, which somehow seem even more entertaining.

In conclusion, no icon for you!

[thorne_scratch]

You raised my hopes and then dashed them like a seagull dashes a clam on the rocks! I hope you're proud of yourself.

I need to find that site again. I can't remember where it was. I could probably find it by googling but that seems so... sordid. (What worries me is that it sounds like you bookmarked it, you pervert.)

...now, I'm not sure if that's raptors as the bird or raptors as the ferocious dinosaurs, but man. MAN.

[flidgetjerome]

I googled it, mostly to show my mother what dolphin penis dildos look like.

Seriously, I don't know why you're so afraid of her. She's fully aware that my futile attempts to blame you for everything are only a cheap distraction technique.

[thorne_scratch]

I nearly porned your mom again. Thank God I thought twice and asked before I said anything about dolphin dildoes.

I'm afraid of a lot of people's mothers. You should start trying to blame Twig!

[flidgetjerome]

See, if you did it just now you would have actually porned me, since I'm the one at the computer right now.

See what you miss out on when not taking the chance to porn people?! You've got to live a little, Thorne!

[thorne_scratch]

Okay, next time I'm going to porn you or your mom-- but to cover my ass, I'll just claim to be Louise.

[flidgetjerome]

That would be good. It would be a good introduction for my mother to my future ex-wife, for one thing.

<3

[thorne_scratch]

Oh God, this is going to be a worse divorce than the Captain America and Ironman one. It's all going to end in fire and blood.