my heart's a tart, your body's rent

[thorne_scratch]

Trying to deal with fanfiction.net these days is like swallowing pig-flavored glass. I need to stop writing incomplete, half-assed humor things about Reno that don't go anywhere, and also to get help about this AIM thing.

Comments

[zenkatsuo]

That's the problem with PSP, there're only tutorials around for Photoshop. I don't know how exactly to use my PSP, either.

What, don't americans steal Christmas trees? Around here everybody's stealing them. People who own forest will go there and find huge firs cut down left and right with only the top-most 3 meters missing.

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, it's mostly trial by error for me. Le sigh.

Oh, yeah, we totally do, but I refer to Christmas trees that are already cut down, have a claim staked on them, and are possibly decorated. Poaching established Christmas trees, sort of. It just seems slightly more spiteful than stealing a tree that no one's claimed.

[zenkatsuo]

I wouldn't put stealing a fully decorated Christmas tree past some of my neighbors. Can you believe they stole my laundry basket?

[thorne_scratch]

Yikes. What bastards!

[tochira]

*tears streaming down face* I think I injured myself, trying not to howl with laughter and wake my family.

Jeezus God, you two ought to come with warning labels. Great big ones. for Thanksgiving, oh my giddy aunt. I will never be able to look at a pan of sloppy joes the same way again.

[thorne_scratch]

Trust me, when she started busting out her cactuar theories, I was howling like a banshee.

Glad you liked all the silliness! Zack is not cactuar safe. He brings them back by accident-- they cling to his clothes-- and then he either tries to cook them or pawn them off on Sephiroth. Sephiroth won't let him keep them for pets anymore; as Lunar said, there's nothing sadder than the sight of a dead cactuar in an empty aquarium.

[thorne_scratch]

Woo, glad it entertained you. As for cactuar/Sephiroth, well. I have plans to pistol-whip people who encourage certain pairings, and now I'll have to add that one to my list. Seriously, humanity, get help.

I've no idea where the Reno thing is going, but should there be more, you'll be one of the first folks to see it.

And you TOTALLY SHOULD. If you can, I'll totally salute you because I hate shotacon with a passion, and I hate it when people use the plot device of inexplicably de-aging the older character (I see that with Cloud and Leon now and then), and, well, I'm not too fond of rap either, so if you can get around all these barriers, you'll have my utmost respect.

[thorne_scratch]

Totally. Pistols at dawn! Bring your second!

I look forward to seeing what you do with it. Your writing is always a delight. Hmm, I need a Seifer icon.

[2metaldog]

You gotta finish up that Reno fic. I was smart this time. I didn't read it at work. No howls of laughter and no laughter induced asthma attack this time either.

Did I mention that's what happened when I read that list of 200 some-odd things that Sephiroth never thought he'd say on the phone? It was totally worth the use of the rescue inhaler. Good god you guys are fricken' hilarious.

[thorne_scratch]

Anything involving Reno tends to show up in my head unexpectedly and I never know how it'll go. Last time this happened, I wrote half of it one night, ignored it for six months, and then finished the other half another night. Hopefully, there won't be a six month gap this time. Glad you liked the silliness.

And, uh, yeek! I'm glad you're all right.

[2metaldog]

No worries. I deal. Honestly it was totally worth it.

[thorne_scratch]

Still, that'll be in the back of my mind. Take care!

[velithya]

♥

[thorne_scratch]

<3!

I don't know how to make hearts except for that way, unfortunately.

[velithya]

& hearts ; ♥♥♥