Where is my head, where are my bones

[thorne_scratch]

A batch of FFVII drabbles for the meme. I'm trying to group them roughly by fandom, which is why you'll be getting spammed by me. Also, I cheat. A lot. If you ask me for a pairing or a focus on a particular character, it is highly likely I'll end up twisting it for my own purposes. I'm quite sorry.

mercuriosity got the shortest drabble before, so I wrote her

Comments

[white_aster]

Hee! Thank you! Your Zack is MUCH too much fun. Stolen choppers! Ribbons tied to his genitalia! <3 <3 <3

And omg sadistic!Turk!Vincent! Oh yes, we ALL know that he was a badass, and the recruits hated him and his team hated him and loved him at the same time. ^___^

[thorne_scratch]

You're welcome, and thank you! It's always fun to write about pre-game hijinks and shenanigans with Zack.

And yes! I am firmly in the "Vincent was a badass" camp, as opposed to the "Vincent is a weepy stick girl who takes it up the ass all the time" camp.

[jen0va99]

>>And yes! I am firmly in the "Vincent was a badass" camp, as opposed to the "Vincent is a weepy stick girl who takes it up the ass all the time" camp.<<

Thank you for being smart x_x

[thorne_scratch]

I only wish we had more people in our camp.

[powercorrupts]

Me and some friends were discussing via AIM how much we adored your Zack one. It killed several people with it's wonderfulness.

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks! I'm very fond of Zack myself.

[losselen]

Vincent, man, that's a giant mean streak.

[thorne_scratch]

Yeah, well, he was a Turk so he had to have some degree of bass-ass in him. I've always hated the weepy, wimpy fandon Vincent.

[losselen]

In any case, your Vincent is awesome.

[thorne_scratch]

Heh. Glad you liked. I wasn't so sure about that one-- I was afraid people would take it for Vincent/Tseng, which it is not, at least in my opinion.

And thanks. I like Zack too, and even Auron gives me a snicker now and then.

[jen0va99]

I love your Zack. I really do. He's goofy, but doesn't come off as one-sided at all. He plays off Sephiroth well -- who is fantastic, too. They have the sort of characterizations that I wish I could convey. Bah.

[thorne_scratch]

Thanks! I love their interactions, but it always makes me a little sad, even when it's meant to be funny. Sephiroth really doesn't know these things. Everyone needs a Zack to make their lives more interesting.