"I can do anything I want... and so can you."
So after tossing and turning until 12:00 last night because of my goddam stuffy nose, I finally managed to get to sleep. Mom let me sleep in 'till ten, so it kind of evens out, I guess. But today my back aches, and my nose is still stuffy, and my throat is dry because I had to breathe through it last night, and I'm not looking forward to trying to get to sleep tonight. :(
In conclusion: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
On a slightly less sucky note, I came across this today:
...I've never played the Prince of Persia games, but I have such mixed feelings about this.
On the one hand, it's more or less guaranteed to be typical Blockbuster-esque CGI-filled action-flick garbage, and the total and complete racefail is going to make me continually cringe. It's called Prince of Persia. Persia. Shouldn't there be some actors in it who look remotely, oh, I don't know, INDIAN? Furthermore, WHYYYYYYYY DOES THE PRINCE HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT. WHYYYYYY IS THE PRETTY INDIAN PRINCESS OBVIOUSLY A WHITE GIRL IN BROWNFACE. WHYYYYYYY ALSDJFDSLKFJ.
...On the other hand, it's Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jakie.
In an action movie.
With... with long, unkempt hair and... and... he's going to be all scruffy and sweaty and he's got a beard and...
UNF.
So basically, I have to see it.
There's only one way I'm going to be able to sit through this movie without having my brain melt and drip out my ears in a goopy mess that some poor kid is going to have to mop up off the theater floor, and avoid walking out of the place in an utter rage at the producers for all the racefail.
And that is to pretend that the entire movie is an elaborate fantasy dreamed up by Donnie Darko while he was bored in English class.
THIS IS MY CANON NOW.
In conclusion: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
On a slightly less sucky note, I came across this today:
Click to view...I've never played the Prince of Persia games, but I have such mixed feelings about this.
On the one hand, it's more or less guaranteed to be typical Blockbuster-esque CGI-filled action-flick garbage, and the total and complete racefail is going to make me continually cringe. It's called Prince of Persia. Persia. Shouldn't there be some actors in it who look remotely, oh, I don't know, INDIAN? Furthermore, WHYYYYYYYY DOES THE PRINCE HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT. WHYYYYYY IS THE PRETTY INDIAN PRINCESS OBVIOUSLY A WHITE GIRL IN BROWNFACE. WHYYYYYYY ALSDJFDSLKFJ.
...On the other hand, it's Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jakie.
In an action movie.
With... with long, unkempt hair and... and... he's going to be all scruffy and sweaty and he's got a beard and...
UNF.
So basically, I have to see it.
There's only one way I'm going to be able to sit through this movie without having my brain melt and drip out my ears in a goopy mess that some poor kid is going to have to mop up off the theater floor, and avoid walking out of the place in an utter rage at the producers for all the racefail.
And that is to pretend that the entire movie is an elaborate fantasy dreamed up by Donnie Darko while he was bored in English class.
THIS IS MY CANON NOW.