Tea, anyone??
Something extremely yucky happened to me this morning.
I stayed 'back at the ranch' with my parents last night and woke up to mum singing some crazy opera at 7:45am. I decided to get up and hang out with them as it looked like they were going somewhere and I hate to miss a chance to hang out with The Bears.
Anyhoo, we sat down to our morning cup of tea, spoke of many things, fools and kings, and as I took the last mouthful of tea...
THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY TEA, OH GOD, A SPIDER IN MY TEA! IT HAD BEEN IN MY TEA ALL ALONG AND NOW IT WAS IT MY MOUTH! OH DEAR LORD WTF?!
It was a thoroughly unpleasant expreience for both of us (though I admit probably worse for the spider than me).
What was he doing in the kettle? Why oh why would he have wanted to go in there? All I can hope is that it wasn't one of those 'he swallowed a spider to catch the fly...' arrangements. There could be a whole managerie in there for all I know.
The moral of this story is; to avoid undue trauma always empty out your kettle in the morning or...
YOU MIGHT GET A SPIDER IN YOUR TEA! DEAR GOD, A SPIDER IN YOUR TEA! EATING UP THE SPIDER IN YOUR TEA FOR BREAKFAST! THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT, NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
That is all : )
I stayed 'back at the ranch' with my parents last night and woke up to mum singing some crazy opera at 7:45am. I decided to get up and hang out with them as it looked like they were going somewhere and I hate to miss a chance to hang out with The Bears.
Anyhoo, we sat down to our morning cup of tea, spoke of many things, fools and kings, and as I took the last mouthful of tea...
THERE WAS A SPIDER IN MY TEA, OH GOD, A SPIDER IN MY TEA! IT HAD BEEN IN MY TEA ALL ALONG AND NOW IT WAS IT MY MOUTH! OH DEAR LORD WTF?!
It was a thoroughly unpleasant expreience for both of us (though I admit probably worse for the spider than me).
What was he doing in the kettle? Why oh why would he have wanted to go in there? All I can hope is that it wasn't one of those 'he swallowed a spider to catch the fly...' arrangements. There could be a whole managerie in there for all I know.
The moral of this story is; to avoid undue trauma always empty out your kettle in the morning or...
YOU MIGHT GET A SPIDER IN YOUR TEA! DEAR GOD, A SPIDER IN YOUR TEA! EATING UP THE SPIDER IN YOUR TEA FOR BREAKFAST! THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT, NOT RIGHT AT ALL!
That is all : )