Good times.

Jul 29, 2005 09:37

Last night was a blast! I hung out with like 20 people that I work with, and got served at a bar. I awoke this morning without a hangover. Woot woot ( Read more... )

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Not Sure if you Remember all of this..... :-) central_angie July 30 2005, 01:31:22 UTC
KalakiWoku7: i love a boy and i am wasted
DblAgent52: pole, go get some water
KalakiWoku7: why
KalakiWoku7: everclear fucks u up
DblAgent52: bc it will make all your dreams come true
KalakiWoku7: what is that
DblAgent52: bc water has magical powers
KalakiWoku7: shut the hell up
KalakiWoku7: i'm not that drunk
DblAgent52: go get some water
KalakiWoku7: i'm hungry
KalakiWoku7: i'd drive to tb but i'm drunk
KalakiWoku7: i cnt nive
DblAgent52: don't u dare drive
KalakiWoku7: i wont
DblAgent52: good
KalakiWoku7: i'm nt an idiot
KalakiWoku7: i love a boy
DblAgent52: what boy?
KalakiWoku7: i love jim
KalakiWoku7: him
KalakiWoku7: not jim
KalakiWoku7: jim can suck a dicj
KalakiWoku7: his name is randy
KalakiWoku7: adn he is sober
KalakiWoku7: and i graduated with him brother
DblAgent52: wow thats gotta be interesting
KalakiWoku7: he is gorgeous
KalakiWoku7: he thinks i'm cuge
KalakiWoku7: i ripped a hinged off the bathroom door at the bar
KalakiWoku7: they srved me there
KalakiWoku7: i am waseed
DblAgent52: i know
DblAgent52: go drink water
DblAgent52: if u don't drink water after u drink everclear u get fat
KalakiWoku7: ifmy dad sees me i am in toruble
DblAgent52: well, don't be loud
DblAgent52: didn't u know that when u drink water u become invisible?
DblAgent52: your dad won't be able to see u
KalakiWoku7: u are an idiot
DblAgent52: no i'm serious
KalakiWoku7: u shut the hell up
KalakiWoku7: i ate a chicken tender
KalakiWoku7: time for cookies
KalakiWoku7: and there was this gorgerous boy and i graudated with his brother but this boy is 23 and his sister and law works with me
KalakiWoku7: and i love hio
DblAgent52: wow
KalakiWoku7: i know what's going on
DblAgent52: u do?!?!
KalakiWoku7: you think i'm wasted and i'm not
KalakiWoku7: i can think
DblAgent52: no way!
KalakiWoku7: u are being a bitch
KalakiWoku7: u are treating me as if i were a small child, and honestly i do not appreciate it.
DblAgent52: i'm sorry dude
KalakiWoku7: uh huh likely story
DblAgent52: the reason i think ur wasted is cuz u told me "i am waseed"
KalakiWoku7: so i spelled it wrong
KalakiWoku7: it was a typo
DblAgent52: no, cuz u said ur wasted
KalakiWoku7: cuz i drank smirf piaa
DblAgent52: what's that?
KalakiWoku7: smirf piss
KalakiWoku7: is malibu and everclear
DblAgent52: ah
DblAgent52: so the question is, are u wasted, or aren't u?
KalakiWoku7: i am
KalakiWoku7: but i canthink
DblAgent52: good to know
KalakiWoku7: so i am a fully functional drunk who is in love
DblAgent52: with a boy named randy
KalakiWoku7: he is a man
KalakiWoku7: who is the most beautiful thing i have ever set my eyes on
KalakiWoku7: sleep
DblAgent52: sleep?
KalakiWoku7 is away at 1:27:43 AM.

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Re: Not Sure if you Remember all of this..... :-) _netsirk July 31 2005, 15:04:08 UTC
hahahahahaha.
i thought everclear was illegal in michigan.

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