Christmas is looking a little bleak...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole creekchick's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, elektro_cute (-5000 points). In July I punched lily_jenn in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I pushed creekchick in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6009 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
thor600
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I helped creekchick see the light (8 points). In February on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I helped lily_jenn hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-891 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Thor600
Well, here I sit, waiting for my spanking... ;)