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Something to fill out? Of course i will!
1) My uncle once: said "hey" to me...and that really threw me off guard....
2) Never in my life: have I ever taken a drink of water out of a water fountain after the person in front of me got within any close vicinity of the water spout thing...That just always bothers me for some reason
3) When I was five: I received a behavior document for jumping ontop of my school counselors car and dancing
4) High School was: some of the best times in my life and some of the worst. Luckily it was filled with more great memories than bad ones. But hey it was high school.
5) I will never forget: that time when i was drunk and a police officer called me a "pole smoker" and i was too drunk to know that he was calling me gay and since i was drunk the first thing i associated with poles was totem poles. So i responded to the officer by looking him in the eye and saying "Sir, i am not native american". True story...Ask me for the entire story...its even better...
6) I once met: Bill Clinton when i was 4. I was walking down the street with my dad and he just happened to be walking with this big group of men. He was governor at the time but he walked right up to me and looked right at me and bent down and rubbed my head and said "Nice Hat". I was wearing a St.Louis Cardinals hat....It was a nice hat...
7) There's this person I know who: Is the most amazing person i have ever met and probably will meet. They mean more to me than they can ever imagine and they are what makes each day better than the last. I love them with all of my heart.
8) Once, at a bar: i played pool...I know.......absolutely scandelous!
9) By noon I'm usually: You know...Noonin it up...Noonin it up usually equates to either being in class, working, or dickin around with my friends...(i.e. MBLA)
10) Last night: Last night? Jesus this is a post within itself...Last night i drove an hour to Arkadelphia to play a baseball game. Well needless to say the game didnt go so well until the 4th inning. Up until then their pitching was incredible (pitching like mid 80's [mph] a couple of these guys) and they had a no hitter going on us with the score at 4 to nothing in their favor. Until we had an inning in which we had a good 3 run rally. And came back in the 7th to score two more to take a 5-4 lead on them and win the game. Needless to say i was playing left field and the entire game these rednecks who had parked their trucks next to the field were talking shit to me the ENITRE game. But i had to ignore them cause i knew that if i said anything back that would just make it worse. Oh well i win in the end...cause they're just rednecks who like to go to baseball games in arkadelphia at 7:00 at night and talk shit to visiting teams...they're real cool.
11) If I only had:
12) Next time I go to church/temple: i will not take catholic communion. Because i am not catholic...and yes....i did make that mistake....shut up....i didnt know okay?
13) Terri Schiavo: should play middle linebacker for the New York Giants
14) I like: it when you reach in your back pocket and you find money that you didnt even know you had. But it has to be AT LEAST a five dollar bill or higher, cause other wise anything less isnt really a victory at all
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Another computer (Im at UALR...yes im taking summer school...did you just say that sucks? yes it does...)
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a trash can...really interesting....next topic....
17) You know I'm lying when: Hmmmm....see now i dont know what i do when i lie. Ask Stephanie Murdaugh that one...she is the official Rett Lie Detector...no really...she is....
18) In grade school: my third grade teacher sat me next to a girl named scarlett just because she was a fan of Gone with the Wind...(Rhett and Scarlett)
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Hamlet, because i would make all of my subordinates call me "Hambone"...it'd be my nickname
20) By this time next year: This time next year? ill be in Little Rock, back from Faye-town.
21) A better name for me would be: J.G. Hugelheimerson (Thats pronouced "Hugh" not "Huge")
22) I have a hard time understanding: people with speech impediments
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Um...Im going back... this survery is being a dick...Assuming i dropped out of school....thats it...this survery is over
24) You know I like you if: I look you deeply in the eyes and say "I like you"
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Probably my mom
26) I hope that: the world is a better place for my children, but not for my childrens children.. cause i dont believe in children having sex (J.H.)
27) Take my advice: a shark on whiskey is mighty risky...but a shark on beer, is a beer engineer
28) My ideal breakfast is: Sausage Biscuits...Bacon...Eggs (scrambled)...Milk or OJ....Pancakes....Can you feel the arteries clogging yet?
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you keep driving to New Orleans, or Dallas, or St.Louis, or Atlanta...what im getting at is...just keep on driving...Just kiddin, stop at our Local Waffle House, its famous for its Waffles
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: equals...The most introspective porno ever made
32) Why won't anyone: rub lotion on my back? Theres this spot that i can NEVER get
33) If you spend the night at my house: Get ready for an intense game of Halo or crochet...
34) I'd stop my wedding for: a bathroom break cause man...sometimes you REALLY gotta go
35) The world could do without: sporks...they suck...
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: high five a tarantula
37) My favorite blonde is: Ms. Piggy...shes an amazing woman and a role model to us all
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Motivational Posters in classrooms.
40) And by the way: could you get me a coke while you're up? Thanks.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: haha, which was awhile ago...but last time i was drunk i watched girls play twister all night long, played my acoustic bass, passed out early only to wake back up and drive home at 3 o clock in the morning
42) My grandmother always: gets me in a headlock and whispers sweet nothings in my ear...Oh and gives me money when i see her. Love you Mah-Maw!
1) My uncle once: said "hey" to me...and that really threw me off guard....
2) Never in my life: have I ever taken a drink of water out of a water fountain after the person in front of me got within any close vicinity of the water spout thing...That just always bothers me for some reason
3) When I was five: I received a behavior document for jumping ontop of my school counselors car and dancing
4) High School was: some of the best times in my life and some of the worst. Luckily it was filled with more great memories than bad ones. But hey it was high school.
5) I will never forget: that time when i was drunk and a police officer called me a "pole smoker" and i was too drunk to know that he was calling me gay and since i was drunk the first thing i associated with poles was totem poles. So i responded to the officer by looking him in the eye and saying "Sir, i am not native american". True story...Ask me for the entire story...its even better...
6) I once met: Bill Clinton when i was 4. I was walking down the street with my dad and he just happened to be walking with this big group of men. He was governor at the time but he walked right up to me and looked right at me and bent down and rubbed my head and said "Nice Hat". I was wearing a St.Louis Cardinals hat....It was a nice hat...
7) There's this person I know who: Is the most amazing person i have ever met and probably will meet. They mean more to me than they can ever imagine and they are what makes each day better than the last. I love them with all of my heart.
8) Once, at a bar: i played pool...I know.......absolutely scandelous!
9) By noon I'm usually: You know...Noonin it up...Noonin it up usually equates to either being in class, working, or dickin around with my friends...(i.e. MBLA)
10) Last night: Last night? Jesus this is a post within itself...Last night i drove an hour to Arkadelphia to play a baseball game. Well needless to say the game didnt go so well until the 4th inning. Up until then their pitching was incredible (pitching like mid 80's [mph] a couple of these guys) and they had a no hitter going on us with the score at 4 to nothing in their favor. Until we had an inning in which we had a good 3 run rally. And came back in the 7th to score two more to take a 5-4 lead on them and win the game. Needless to say i was playing left field and the entire game these rednecks who had parked their trucks next to the field were talking shit to me the ENITRE game. But i had to ignore them cause i knew that if i said anything back that would just make it worse. Oh well i win in the end...cause they're just rednecks who like to go to baseball games in arkadelphia at 7:00 at night and talk shit to visiting teams...they're real cool.
11) If I only had:
12) Next time I go to church/temple: i will not take catholic communion. Because i am not catholic...and yes....i did make that mistake....shut up....i didnt know okay?
13) Terri Schiavo: should play middle linebacker for the New York Giants
14) I like: it when you reach in your back pocket and you find money that you didnt even know you had. But it has to be AT LEAST a five dollar bill or higher, cause other wise anything less isnt really a victory at all
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Another computer (Im at UALR...yes im taking summer school...did you just say that sucks? yes it does...)
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a trash can...really interesting....next topic....
17) You know I'm lying when: Hmmmm....see now i dont know what i do when i lie. Ask Stephanie Murdaugh that one...she is the official Rett Lie Detector...no really...she is....
18) In grade school: my third grade teacher sat me next to a girl named scarlett just because she was a fan of Gone with the Wind...(Rhett and Scarlett)
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Hamlet, because i would make all of my subordinates call me "Hambone"...it'd be my nickname
20) By this time next year: This time next year? ill be in Little Rock, back from Faye-town.
21) A better name for me would be: J.G. Hugelheimerson (Thats pronouced "Hugh" not "Huge")
22) I have a hard time understanding: people with speech impediments
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Um...Im going back... this survery is being a dick...Assuming i dropped out of school....thats it...this survery is over
24) You know I like you if: I look you deeply in the eyes and say "I like you"
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Probably my mom
26) I hope that: the world is a better place for my children, but not for my childrens children.. cause i dont believe in children having sex (J.H.)
27) Take my advice: a shark on whiskey is mighty risky...but a shark on beer, is a beer engineer
28) My ideal breakfast is: Sausage Biscuits...Bacon...Eggs (scrambled)...Milk or OJ....Pancakes....Can you feel the arteries clogging yet?
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you keep driving to New Orleans, or Dallas, or St.Louis, or Atlanta...what im getting at is...just keep on driving...Just kiddin, stop at our Local Waffle House, its famous for its Waffles
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: equals...The most introspective porno ever made
32) Why won't anyone: rub lotion on my back? Theres this spot that i can NEVER get
33) If you spend the night at my house: Get ready for an intense game of Halo or crochet...
34) I'd stop my wedding for: a bathroom break cause man...sometimes you REALLY gotta go
35) The world could do without: sporks...they suck...
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: high five a tarantula
37) My favorite blonde is: Ms. Piggy...shes an amazing woman and a role model to us all
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Motivational Posters in classrooms.
40) And by the way: could you get me a coke while you're up? Thanks.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: haha, which was awhile ago...but last time i was drunk i watched girls play twister all night long, played my acoustic bass, passed out early only to wake back up and drive home at 3 o clock in the morning
42) My grandmother always: gets me in a headlock and whispers sweet nothings in my ear...Oh and gives me money when i see her. Love you Mah-Maw!