Sep 12, 2008 14:54
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.