Friday arvo

Sep 12, 2008 14:54

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
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