THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THOG!
OK, OK, posting after over a month of silence, insert usual self-deprecating comment about my laziness, blah blah blah. I was going to make a regular post, but, that's going to have to wait.
If you have tender sensibilities, you might want to skip this, because I'm not hiding this behind a cut.
I want to know WHO the FLYING *FUCK* went INTO my account, and changed my main userpic, that of the LJ's namesake of the Muppet Thog, to this stupid bearded fuck sitting on a couch?! I'm not taking it down right away, so you can see it. WHAT THE FUCK?! First of all, FUCK YOU for hacking into my account! If this was a close friend, ha-ha, very funny. DON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN. If it was someone anonymous, much more likely...listen, you horse-cock sucking bucktoothed hick! It's not enough to just talk in your *own* LJ about how many n00bs you pwned in CoD4, and you have to go around making your mark in *other people's* LJs? Eat shit and die! Maybe I have no one to blame but myself for neglecting my LJ so long and not noticing, but I'll be god-damned if I'm going to sit and accept it. If this is a picture of you, thank you for confirming you *look* like a loser in addition to being one! If this is someone famous, please be informed I don't give a rat's hairy ass about him! I'll leave this up long enough on the off chance you want to comment and prove you're not just another pussy snug as a bug behind the anonymity of the internet. In the meantime, password changed, complaint registered. May Karma fuck your ass with no lube.
Oh, yeah, and for the rest of you...nice to see you again.
Until next time.
UPDATE: So, as snack has pointed out, Thog himself is back in his rightful place in my LJ, and the mysterious bearded man is nowhere to be seen. This may have been nothing more than a computer error somewhere in that mysterious ether. Or Mr. Artsy Afro Type may have scurried back into his cyber stalking hole. We may never know. But I'm leaving this post intact so I can probably laugh at it someday, or even later tonight!
If you have tender sensibilities, you might want to skip this, because I'm not hiding this behind a cut.
I want to know WHO the FLYING *FUCK* went INTO my account, and changed my main userpic, that of the LJ's namesake of the Muppet Thog, to this stupid bearded fuck sitting on a couch?! I'm not taking it down right away, so you can see it. WHAT THE FUCK?! First of all, FUCK YOU for hacking into my account! If this was a close friend, ha-ha, very funny. DON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN. If it was someone anonymous, much more likely...listen, you horse-cock sucking bucktoothed hick! It's not enough to just talk in your *own* LJ about how many n00bs you pwned in CoD4, and you have to go around making your mark in *other people's* LJs? Eat shit and die! Maybe I have no one to blame but myself for neglecting my LJ so long and not noticing, but I'll be god-damned if I'm going to sit and accept it. If this is a picture of you, thank you for confirming you *look* like a loser in addition to being one! If this is someone famous, please be informed I don't give a rat's hairy ass about him! I'll leave this up long enough on the off chance you want to comment and prove you're not just another pussy snug as a bug behind the anonymity of the internet. In the meantime, password changed, complaint registered. May Karma fuck your ass with no lube.
Oh, yeah, and for the rest of you...nice to see you again.
Until next time.
UPDATE: So, as snack has pointed out, Thog himself is back in his rightful place in my LJ, and the mysterious bearded man is nowhere to be seen. This may have been nothing more than a computer error somewhere in that mysterious ether. Or Mr. Artsy Afro Type may have scurried back into his cyber stalking hole. We may never know. But I'm leaving this post intact so I can probably laugh at it someday, or even later tonight!