You have a MULLET, or some other hideously redneck
habits. Regardless of what they may be.. they
create feelings of inadequacy which you try to
make up for through your constant, petty
attempts at egotism. You tend to only care
about yourself and treat others with a false
sense of respect to get what you want. I blame
the hair, personally. The hair is a metaphor
for your miscontrued attempts at mixing your
business (of being a selfish, lazy leech) with
your pleasure (of living off other hardworking
people for free). Try being honest. Try being
yourself. If this IS honestly you.. then do
the world a favor and refrain from procreation.
Sorry, let me rephrase that into terms you will
understand... "DON'T GO HAVIN' YOU NO
CHITLINS, YA HEAR?" And if you do? Spare
them that awful haircut.. it's just not fair.
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