Mind control fail
Humans make no sense! Last night as the Man and the Woman were eating dinner, first they said their food was veggie chilly, and then they said it was hot! Doggit, I don't care what it was -- it didn't smell at all appetizing -- but can't they TELL?
Anyway, they had cheese and sour cream, so of course I was right there. But they weren't giving me any, so I started staring at the Woman as hard as I could, thinking OPEN THE SNACK DRAWER ... OPEN THE SNACK DRAWER
And she started to reach for it. But then she paused and turned to the Man, and said, "I can't remember what I was reaching over here for." He answered "Gas pills." "Oh, of course," she said, and took a little bottle off the top of the cabinet. GRRRRR!
Anyway, they had cheese and sour cream, so of course I was right there. But they weren't giving me any, so I started staring at the Woman as hard as I could, thinking OPEN THE SNACK DRAWER ... OPEN THE SNACK DRAWER
And she started to reach for it. But then she paused and turned to the Man, and said, "I can't remember what I was reaching over here for." He answered "Gas pills." "Oh, of course," she said, and took a little bottle off the top of the cabinet. GRRRRR!