Red Kryptonite
I bet you lots of people are just kind staring blankly at my subject right now.
Here's a little hint, it has to do with Superman.
Okay fine, lemme go into detail on what Red Kryptonite is.
Red Kryptonite is a lot like green Krypotnite, except it doesn't kill the big ol' 'S' Man.
In fact, I think it makes him better.
Red Kryptonite takes all those nice things about superman.. and changes em.
He becomes mean.. hateful.. vengeful.. and most importantly.. he becomes an ass.
Yes, thats right!
Red Kryptonite will turn the Man Of Steel into your average american joe.
The only difference is, everyone is in distress because.. well.. superman can't be angry.
Superman can't be mean..
Superman can't be hateful..
Superman can't be vengeful..
Superman can't be an ass..
Yadda yadda yadda... let me get to the point..
My red kryptonite is when some fucker butts into my life and twists shit around so that my Lana..
No not Lois.. but Lana.. and if you know Superman you could guess who Lana is..
.. once again.. twists shit around so that my Lana doesn't believe my words.
Then I become mean.. hateful.. vengeful.. and an ass.
The only draw back to my red kryptonite..
the only way for me to change back is to let it wear off..
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT...
That is all.. Thank you and have a nice day.
Here's a little hint, it has to do with Superman.
Okay fine, lemme go into detail on what Red Kryptonite is.
Red Kryptonite is a lot like green Krypotnite, except it doesn't kill the big ol' 'S' Man.
In fact, I think it makes him better.
Red Kryptonite takes all those nice things about superman.. and changes em.
He becomes mean.. hateful.. vengeful.. and most importantly.. he becomes an ass.
Yes, thats right!
Red Kryptonite will turn the Man Of Steel into your average american joe.
The only difference is, everyone is in distress because.. well.. superman can't be angry.
Superman can't be mean..
Superman can't be hateful..
Superman can't be vengeful..
Superman can't be an ass..
Yadda yadda yadda... let me get to the point..
My red kryptonite is when some fucker butts into my life and twists shit around so that my Lana..
No not Lois.. but Lana.. and if you know Superman you could guess who Lana is..
.. once again.. twists shit around so that my Lana doesn't believe my words.
Then I become mean.. hateful.. vengeful.. and an ass.
The only draw back to my red kryptonite..
the only way for me to change back is to let it wear off..
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT...
That is all.. Thank you and have a nice day.