Ladys and gentlemens this is the most spectacular boring legacy on earth, but welcome back anyways. Suprisingly it is pretty long this time. (That´s what she said)
Fa is a good mom sometimes and automatically dances with his son.
Earth: MUST. CLEAN. THIS. PERFECLTY. CLEAN. COUNTER.
Fa: Once upon a time there was a yellow race car who was faster than fast...
Seth: When I grow up I´m going to drive with a yellow race car.
Me: Only thing you´re going to drive with is a yellow school bus.
*reading a romance novel like a pimp*
They wouldn´t come out and accept their groceries and they´re door were locked so he couldn´t come in and take their things and this showed up. Whatever sh*tf*ce.
Earth is preggo again. Second pop yay!
They´re still pretty damn cute.
Fa: Where´s the baby? Here she/he is!
I just think that bath pictures are so pretty that´s all.
Seth: Do I have to go back tommorow? I´m not sure if I like this place.
Creepy Busdriver: You SHOULD come back little boy or I´m gonna miss ya.
Me: Drive away from the boy and fast.
Seth and Brittany Parker(?) meet.
Seth: Hey I´ Seth the God of Desert and Violence so you better obey to me.
Brittany: Nice to meet you.
Like you can see Earth cooking skills aren´t improved much or at all.
Earth: The Steam! It burns!
Earth:*wets herself* Omg, did anyone saw?
Seth: What the hell is this? Why didn´t anybody tell me I have study at home ?
Just one picture trough Edward Cullen´s eyes.
Earth gave birth somewhere sometime and Ra( the god of sun) was born.
Ra: Me likes watel.
Me: Me doesn´t like a fuding flood of Nile you´re creating there.
Pretty bath picture vol dos.
And the Mother Of The Year Award goes to...not to a Fa or Earth that´s for sure.
First fire of this round robin. It was going to happen sooner or later.
Earth being a good mom. But don´t get used to it. It doesn´t happen very often.
Fa: This is disgusting, what are you feeding me?
Me: Don´t blame me I wasn´t the one who burnt down her omlette.
Ra is such a cutiepie.
And all together now AWWW!
Earth and Ivy become friends and Earth gives her a makeover.
Ivy: OMG I´m beauuuuuuuuuuutiful.
They play red hands and Earth thinks that undwear is a great choice for that game.
All that Ivy does is washes her hands like a germ freak. She washed her hands in the bathroom and in the kitchen sink.
Fa casually likcing plates.
Earth: Who´s my little teddybear? You are!
Oh yeah Fa being pregnant for once too. Look at her belly it´s gigantic like Titanic.
Seth: Okay, I have a bowl.. What now?
Seth: It´s..It´s.. burnt. *sobs*
But that fact doesn´t stop him gulping it down faster than you can say burnt.
Seth: Hello teddy! You never let me down and always obey to me. I love you.
Stuffing his face like a boss and blocking Fa´s way to the fridge.
Ra grew up. She is a good mix of her parents.
Cute picture is cute. After that picture Seth left the building bed.
Daisy: YOU STOLE MY WIFE.. YOU.. YOU.. HARLOT.
Catfight!!
Earth: This shows you that you can´t just walk into my home and mess with me...
Daisy: *is humiliated*
Fa: AUUUUEEEARGH. IT HURTS LIKE A B*T*H.
Me: That´s a shocker.
Birthday time !
So she gave birth do a girl who I named Mist( valkyrie, also means cloud in old norse) because I discovered that
boolpropbea is already doing a Egyptian theme so I switched to Norse mythology.
Mist: GIMME GIMME GIMME MY BOWTLE!
Mist: *is satisfied*
Ra: Bang Bang. I´m going to caught you one day, Joker.
Seth: NEVEEEEEEEER!
Mist looks lot like Earth, she is also first blonde baby in this family.
Seth: * carries teddy with him so no one can´t play with his humble servant.*
Looking good there Ra.
Ra: I wish I had a pony..
Seth: * dreams about world domination.*
Ra and puddles reunit.
And this is a end product. Lovely. Very lovely.
Earth and Fa finally get married.
Ra: What´s up? Am I late?
Seth:*claps*
Ra:*stares into the distance*
That´s the spirit.
And what better way to end a wedding than fix a bathtub...
...or puke.
Earth: OMG. What grows inside me ? A whale?
Seth: Hey! Look! Look! I am the smartest kid in the school! Look!
Earth: *ignores and turns her back to Seth*
Seth drops everything he is doing to greet his mom who´s back from work. That´s it for now. Bye boys and girls.