Why Bre Should Just Stop Thinking
Eheheheh... remember Sailor Yamada? Well... -hides-
Title: Sailor Moon... JE Style!
Characters: Oh god, just see the damn list.
Warnings: COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRACK. Which I suck at. Parody of Sailor Moon, so don't yell at me or take it seriously or whatever.
Notes: This is more based off of the live action Sailor Moon, 'cause I haven't seen the anime in forever. If you want to watch it, or at least the first episode to see what the heck I am talking about, you can get it from jdramas. This is what I get for daydreaming during the SAT.
Disclaimer: Absolutely none of this is mine. The people belong to themselves (... and JE), and Sailor Moon belongs to... Sailor Moon. The line that Yamada sings somewhere near the middle is C'est la vie, which is actually a long in the live action series. I only used a couple of lines word for word from the series, those being Sailor Moon's little transformation things. There is a video of the transformation somewhere in there, for those that are interested :D It's... amusing.
Another little anniversary present for Rae =D
SAILOR MOON… JE STYLE!
Starring…
YAMADA RYOSUKE as Sailor Moon/ Usagi
NAKAJIMA YUTO as Tuxedo Mask/ Mamoru
KUSANO HIRONORI as Luna (Note: In the live action, Luna was a stuffed animal. Yeah, don't ask.)
KATO SHIGEAKI as Sailor Mercury/ Ami
NISHIKIDO RYO as Sailor Mars/ Rei
MASUDA TAKAHISA as Sailor Jupiter/ Makoto
YABU KOTA as Sailor Venus/ Sailor V/ Minako
IMAI TSUBASA as Queen Beryl
TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI as Jadeite
YAMASHITA SHOON as Zoisite (HOW DO YOU SPELL HIS NAME?! It's driving me crazy >>)
OHKURA TADAYOSHI as Kunzite
YAOTOME HIKARU as Nephrite
MORIMOTO RYUTARO as Naru
TEGOSHI YUYA as Motoki
YAMASHITA TOMOHISA as Artemis (Note: Also a stuffed animal =D)
and AYUKAWA TAIYOU as the narrators helper =D And... whatever random little roles I forgot!
Some of those are very wtf, I know. I have a reason... I think. Uhm, at least some of them do. I tried to get someone from each group that I listen to, at least majorly, and I think it worked; Tackey & Tsubasa, NEWS, KAT-TUN, Ya-Ya-yah, Yuto and Yamada, Morimoto 'cause he's friends with them and I needed Naru, and Ohkura 'cause Rae will appreciate the small amount of K8 that I added =D
PART ONE
Today, with he help of Taiyou because he felt left out-
TAIYOU: -grumbling- No I didn’t…
-I will be telling you the story of the Sailor Senshi, and how they helped rid the world of the evil Queen Tsubasa and- waitaminute. I like Tsubasa. Why does he have to go?!?!?! -flails-
TAIYOU: -thwack-
x___X Th-thank you. Anyway, where was I… oh yeah! The hero of our story is a boy named Yamada. He was just like any other- no, wait. He wasn’t like any other boy. He was clutzy, a complete spazz, late for everything, not very bright-
YAMADA: >_< -Bunny Glare of DOOM!-
O_O;; Uhm… and he was also very very cute!?
YAMADA: ^_^
Ahahaha… yes. Moving on. Yamada was walking to school one day, all happy and excited-
TAIYOU: And running late!
When out of no where, he was attacked!
YAMADA: AAAAAHHHH! -flails, runs about-
… by a stuffed animal!
YAMADA: -still screaming- Wait, what? Stuffed animal? o_O
TAIYOU: Because stuffed animals are just soooo terrifying.
I KNOW! -completely serious- Anyway, Yamada continued to freak out…
YAMADA: -____-;; Aaaah, I’m soooo scared… -sarcastic- But why would a stuffed animal attack me, anyway?
TAIYOU: Bre’s probably being stupid again. Anyway, you’re going to be late.
YAMADA: AAAAAH! -places stuffed animal down- -runs away-
STUFFED ANIMAL: -stands up- … why is it always the weird ones that get chosen? Sheesh >_> AND WHY AM I A STUFFED ANIMAL?!
Eheheheh… moving on! Yamada was late to school and he got yelled at by the teacher, so he stayed after class, yadda yadda yadda, no one cares. SO! After he was finished with his school chores, Yama-chan decided to go out to a karaoke place with his best friend, Morimoto!
YAMADA: Dou shiyou mo nai shoudou ni-
MORIMOTO: OKAY, LET’S GO VISIT MY MAMA!
YAMADA: Wha? BUT I WASN’T DONE!
MORIMOTO: -chibi eyes-
YAMADA: Hey, no fair, only I am allowed to use a cute little face like that! -pouts-
TAIYOU: OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
… someone’s cranky. Knew I should have used Yamapi…
TAIYOU: >_<
ANYWAY. Morimoto’s mama worked with jewels, or something like that, and she was preparing for some kind of fashion show thing that day. So Yamada and Morimoto decided to go check it out before the show the next day!
YAMADA: Ooooh, pretty…
MORIMOTO: Shiny…
TAIYOU: >_>;; I give up.
While at the hall, the two explored backstage. But Morimoto got… distracted. By a shiny thing. Yes. So Yamada was wandering around when he noticed a rack full of the model’s clothings!
YAMADA: … why would I be interested in women’s clothing?
TAIYOU: You don’t wanna know.
YAMADA: …
Yamada was busy playing with looking through the clothing when out of nowhere, someone ran into him! Well, he ran into someone.
YAMADA: Oops, sorry!
??: … -walks away-
YAMADA: >_<
MORIMOTO’S MAMAS ASSITANT: One of the models are missing, find and retrieve, stat!
??: ?
YAMADA: …? Oh, no, I’m not a model!
??: Well duh, you’re a guy!
YAMADA: So what?! … wait, why am I getting offended by that?
??: -eye roll- -walk away-
YAMADA: MEANIE! -push- -runs away-
??: o__O
TAIYOU: … how old are you again?
Anyway, skipping all the boring stuff, we come to the part where Yamada is about to go to sleep! Growing boys need their sleep, you know!
YAMADA: Sleeeepy… nighty night, stuffed dog…
YAMADA: Zzzz…
YAMADA: WAITAMINUTE?
??: ^_^
YAMDA: You’re that stuffed animal that attacked me this morning! How’dya get in my room?
??: Through the window! You should really keep that thing locked…
YAMADA: WTF, TALKING STUFFED ANIMAL?!?! -throws it at the wall-
??: x___X I don’t get paid enough for this.
TAIYOU: You’re getting paid?
NO, he’s not! … at least, not with money.
??: Calm down kid, you’d think you never saw a talking stuffed animal before!
YAMADA: … I haven’t?
??: Really? Wow, we have a lot of work to do. My name’s Kusano.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: And I’ve been looking for you.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: There is some great evil force on the earth right now.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: And I want you to fight it ^^ Okay?
YAMADA: … NOT KAY!
KUSANO: You won’t be alone! You’ll get three partners! And a princess!
YAMADA: … uh huh. Well, this is a new one.
KUSANO: …?
YAMADA: Interesting dream though. Fighting evil, me. Hah! I’m going back to bed. Well, not back, since I’m still asleep.
KUSNAO: Whaaa? Don’t you care about what happens to the earth?
YAMADA: Nighty night, figment of my imagination!
KUSANO: >>;; They always have to be difficult… well, take this convenient cell phone to call me with!
TAIYOU: … how can you use a phone, you are just a stuffed dog?
KUSANO: … shut up.
The next morning, Morimoto was waiting for his mama at the little convention hall thingy.
MORIMOTO: La de da de da, I got food and I’m really cute~
MORIMOTO MAMA: Who are you?
MORIMOTO: … your son?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … oh. Why are you back here?
MORIMOTO: … to bring your food?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … oh. Give it here.
MORIMOTO: … what did I bring, mama?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … how should I know?
MORIMOTO: You told me what to bring! YOU’RE NOT MY MAMA, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER? -runs away-
MORIMOTO MAMA: … damn.
Morimoto ran away from his mother, who followed him ‘cause someone had found out her secret. But as he ran away, he ran directly into his mother’s assistant.
MORIMOTO: Help me, my mama has been possessed and she’s chasing me and what do I dooooo?
ASSITANT: -smirks- -transforms-
MORIMOTO: O_O
ASSITANT: -push-
MORIMOTO: -faint-
ASSITANT: Well, now that that is out of the way, it’s time for the show to start! Remember, suck up allll the energy you can find! All for Queen Tsubasa!
MORIMOTO MAMA: =D
KUSANO: -from behind a wall- Oh damn, trouble! Where’s that brat when you need him?
-purse drops on his head-
KUSANO: x___X I DEFINITELY do not get paid enough.
TAIYOU: I don’t get paid at all, so hush up!
Oh come on, I gave you those pictures of Hika-
TAIYOU: SHUT UP!
YAMADA: Morimoto-chan, I’m coming~ -trying to reach a ledge too far away- -slips- -falls- -lands on Kusano-
KUSANO: WTF DO I LOOK LIKE A PILLOW!
YAMADA: Owie x___X
KUSANO: What were you trying to do, anyway?
YAMADA: … get in.
KUSANO: What happened to your ticket?
YAMADA: … I lost it.
KUSANO: >> Whatever, you’re just in time!
YAMADA: Is Morimoto-chan in danger? For some reason, I got the feeling that he was…
KUSANO: That’s your sailor sense!
YAMADA: Hm… maybe he fell in the toilet again.
KUSANO: … I don’t want to know. Anyway, let’s go save Morimoto! Here, take these! -gives locket and lipstick-
YAMADA: Sorry, this isn’t really my color… I did NOT just say that.
TAIYOU: Denial~
KUSANO: JUST GET A MOVE ON IT, ALREADY!
YAMADA & TAIYOU: @_@
Yamada and Kusano snuck into the building by making Yamada transform into one of the models with his nifty new cell phone!
YAMADA: Why am I in a dress? .___.;
The show went on as it was suppose to, with everyone oohing and aahing over the pretty jewels. At the end, Morimoto’s mama appeared on stage.
MORIMOTO MAMA: Thank you, thank you! Now… give me your energy! -makes a purple mist spread throughout the room-
EVERYONE: -faint-
YAMADA: Stop it!
MORIMOTO MAMA: Hey, how come you are still awake?
YAMADA: … I dunno.
KUSANO: >> Because you are a soldier?
YAMADA: … oh yeah.
MORIMOTO MAMA: Soldier, huh? Well, take this! -transforms into some weird looking silvery hand thing- -attacks-
YAMADA: WTF?
KUSANO: It’s a youma! Run away!
YAMADA: Don’t need to tell me twice!
So Yamada ran away, with the youma following. … then he tripped.
YAMADA: Owie x___X
KUSANO: >> You need to transform!
YAMADA: What’s that mean?
KUSANO: Say the lines I taught you!
YAMADA: What? But they are soooo embarrassing…
KUSANO: JUST SAY THE DAMN LINES ALREADY!
YAMADA: WAAAAH, HE YELLED AT ME!
-thwack- Don’t yell at Yama-chan!
YAMADA: Thank you!
Still, SAY THE DAMN LINES ALREADY!
YAMADA: Fine, sheesh >_>;; Uhm, what was it… oh yeah… MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
-pretty, shiny, sparkly special effects-
YAMADA: Beautiful Solider of Love and Justice, Sailor Moon!
YAMADA: …
YAMADA: … I have officially lost all of my dignity. AND WHY AM I WEARING A SKIRT?! And boots?! In fact, what is up with this outfit? I am a guy, you know!
*__* Aw, YAMA-CHAN SO CUTE!
YAMADA: o___O Er, right… where was I? In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you! … who writes this stuff?
For once, not me! =D
YAMADA: Uh… huh…
KUSANO: SAILOR MOON, WATCH OUT!
YAMADA: What the- AAAH!
YOUMA: -attack- -hit- -boom-
YAMADA: x___X
KUSANO: … that didn’t work. FIGHT BACK, BOY!
YAMADA: WAAAAH, I’M SCARED!
KUSANO: Oh for pete’s sake… you know how to fight, you have the power to win, yadda yadda yadda, now don’t die!
TAIYOU: Yeah, or Bre will kill us!
So with his newfound skills, Yamada fought on, using his awesome bunny moon powers. Well, actually, he kinda just ran around and stuff and managed to dodge the youma’s attacks by some random miracle (AKA the powers of Bre!) But still, all hope seemed lost…
KUSANO: Use your powers, they are cool and have special effects! Shiny~
YAMADA: Stop telling me what to do! -pout-
KUSANO: >_>;;
YAMADA: Oooh, look, I have a shiny wand! Pretty~ -waving it around like a fairy-
KUSANO and TAIYOU: YAMADA, JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!
YAMADA: FINE! -still waving it around randomly- Uhm… Moon Healing Escalation! (… what am I doing?)
YOUMA: -goes boom-
MORIMOTO MAMA: -faints-
YAMADA: It worked?! I mean… YAY, I DID IT! -jumps around-
While Yamada was being all cute and celebrating and stuff, Morimoto’s mamas assistant appeared!
ASSITANT: Aw, snap, Tsuba’s not going to be happy about that… well, I’ll just have to take care of Sailor Moon!
And before anyone could stop him, he threw a sharp, pointy… dagger thing at our little Sailor!
KUSANO: Oh no, watch out!
YAMADA: Eh? Uh oh!
But Yamada couldn’t duck in time! HE WAS DOOMED! WATCH OUT, YAMA-CHAN!
??: Watch out!
YAMADA: Why does everyone keep telling me that? I see the dagger already, sheesh!
Before the dagger could actually hurt our little Yama-chan, out of no where, a handsome stranger appeared! Grabbing Yamada, he pulled him out of harms way as he blocked the dagger with his cape.
EVERYONE EXCEPT ??: O_O
YAMADA and ??: -staring at each other-
YAMADA: … preeettttyyyy… *___*
>_>;; Not yet, you silly little boy!
YAMADA: -ignoring-
??: =D
KUSANO: >_>;; Sailor Moon, that’s the enemy!
YAMADA: … he just saved me, you stupid stuffed animal!
KUSANO: Well, yeah, but… I read ahead in the script.
CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK HERE, PLEASE? God. So anyway, the masked stranger helped Yamada to his feet.
??: I may not have found what I was looking for, but this is even better =D
… you were suppose to say “but I did find something interesting.”
??: … -walks away-
YAMADA: Hey, you, don’t you walk away from me! I haven’t had a chance to thank you yet!
TAIYOU: Well then do so already, I wanna go home.
You’re ruining the moment!
YAMADA: Thank you for saving me! … but who the heck are you?
??: -lifts cape up to hide his face mysteriously- Tuxedo Kamen.
YAMADA: … that’s creative. Think of it yourself?
EVERYONE ELSE: … -falls over-
As Tuxedo Kamen walked away, Yamada couldn’t help but think…
YAMADA: … that was really, really weird. And I’m still in a skirt.
… and?
YAMADA: Uhm. Oh yeah! He’s kinda cool. And cute. When can I see him again?
… -headdesk-
Meanwhile, in some dark, disgusting realm…
TSUBASA: Dark and disgusting doesn’t work well with me, so I made it a little bit more stylish.
… hm, nice job. Evil yet sophisticated.
TSUBASA: Thank you =D
TAIYOU: … can I go home yet?
No. Moving on, please?
TSUBASA: Who is this little brat that dares to mess with my plan? This is unforgivable! I will make sure he doesn’t get away with it!
TSUBASA: -evil cackle-
… you are REALLY good at that. -edges away-
Meanwhile, back with Yamada…
YAMADA: Who is still dressed in a skirt! Can I take it off, pleeeaaasse?
KUSANO: No. You are Sailor Moon! You have to protect the princess that we don’t really know anything about and the whole world in general!
YAMADA: … and I can’t do that in pants?
TAIYOU: Eh, don’t worry, will get four other guys to cross dress with you.
And so the battle begins! Will Sailor Moon find his fellow senshi? Will Queen Tsubasa get away with his evil plan? Will Yamada ever see Tuxedo Kamen again?
YAMADA: Hey wait… I have to save the world?
TAIYOU: … that was slow of you.
YAMADA: … I’m going to die, aren’t I?
NO! YAMA-CHAN CAN’T DIE!
TAIYOU: … probably. Me too.
-still wailing and flailing about somewhere-
TO BE CONTINUED? Maybe. I dunno. This ate my brain.
In other news, Virginia is really cold ;_; But I got hot chocolate =D
Title: Sailor Moon... JE Style!
Characters: Oh god, just see the damn list.
Warnings: COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRACK. Which I suck at. Parody of Sailor Moon, so don't yell at me or take it seriously or whatever.
Notes: This is more based off of the live action Sailor Moon, 'cause I haven't seen the anime in forever. If you want to watch it, or at least the first episode to see what the heck I am talking about, you can get it from jdramas. This is what I get for daydreaming during the SAT.
Disclaimer: Absolutely none of this is mine. The people belong to themselves (... and JE), and Sailor Moon belongs to... Sailor Moon. The line that Yamada sings somewhere near the middle is C'est la vie, which is actually a long in the live action series. I only used a couple of lines word for word from the series, those being Sailor Moon's little transformation things. There is a video of the transformation somewhere in there, for those that are interested :D It's... amusing.
Another little anniversary present for Rae =D
SAILOR MOON… JE STYLE!
Starring…
YAMADA RYOSUKE as Sailor Moon/ Usagi
NAKAJIMA YUTO as Tuxedo Mask/ Mamoru
KUSANO HIRONORI as Luna (Note: In the live action, Luna was a stuffed animal. Yeah, don't ask.)
KATO SHIGEAKI as Sailor Mercury/ Ami
NISHIKIDO RYO as Sailor Mars/ Rei
MASUDA TAKAHISA as Sailor Jupiter/ Makoto
YABU KOTA as Sailor Venus/ Sailor V/ Minako
IMAI TSUBASA as Queen Beryl
TAKIZAWA HIDEAKI as Jadeite
YAMASHITA SHOON as Zoisite (HOW DO YOU SPELL HIS NAME?! It's driving me crazy >>)
OHKURA TADAYOSHI as Kunzite
YAOTOME HIKARU as Nephrite
MORIMOTO RYUTARO as Naru
TEGOSHI YUYA as Motoki
YAMASHITA TOMOHISA as Artemis (Note: Also a stuffed animal =D)
and AYUKAWA TAIYOU as the narrators helper =D And... whatever random little roles I forgot!
Some of those are very wtf, I know. I have a reason... I think. Uhm, at least some of them do. I tried to get someone from each group that I listen to, at least majorly, and I think it worked; Tackey & Tsubasa, NEWS, KAT-TUN, Ya-Ya-yah, Yuto and Yamada, Morimoto 'cause he's friends with them and I needed Naru, and Ohkura 'cause Rae will appreciate the small amount of K8 that I added =D
PART ONE
Today, with he help of Taiyou because he felt left out-
TAIYOU: -grumbling- No I didn’t…
-I will be telling you the story of the Sailor Senshi, and how they helped rid the world of the evil Queen Tsubasa and- waitaminute. I like Tsubasa. Why does he have to go?!?!?! -flails-
TAIYOU: -thwack-
x___X Th-thank you. Anyway, where was I… oh yeah! The hero of our story is a boy named Yamada. He was just like any other- no, wait. He wasn’t like any other boy. He was clutzy, a complete spazz, late for everything, not very bright-
YAMADA: >_< -Bunny Glare of DOOM!-
O_O;; Uhm… and he was also very very cute!?
YAMADA: ^_^
Ahahaha… yes. Moving on. Yamada was walking to school one day, all happy and excited-
TAIYOU: And running late!
When out of no where, he was attacked!
YAMADA: AAAAAHHHH! -flails, runs about-
… by a stuffed animal!
YAMADA: -still screaming- Wait, what? Stuffed animal? o_O
TAIYOU: Because stuffed animals are just soooo terrifying.
I KNOW! -completely serious- Anyway, Yamada continued to freak out…
YAMADA: -____-;; Aaaah, I’m soooo scared… -sarcastic- But why would a stuffed animal attack me, anyway?
TAIYOU: Bre’s probably being stupid again. Anyway, you’re going to be late.
YAMADA: AAAAAH! -places stuffed animal down- -runs away-
STUFFED ANIMAL: -stands up- … why is it always the weird ones that get chosen? Sheesh >_> AND WHY AM I A STUFFED ANIMAL?!
Eheheheh… moving on! Yamada was late to school and he got yelled at by the teacher, so he stayed after class, yadda yadda yadda, no one cares. SO! After he was finished with his school chores, Yama-chan decided to go out to a karaoke place with his best friend, Morimoto!
YAMADA: Dou shiyou mo nai shoudou ni-
MORIMOTO: OKAY, LET’S GO VISIT MY MAMA!
YAMADA: Wha? BUT I WASN’T DONE!
MORIMOTO: -chibi eyes-
YAMADA: Hey, no fair, only I am allowed to use a cute little face like that! -pouts-
TAIYOU: OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
… someone’s cranky. Knew I should have used Yamapi…
TAIYOU: >_<
ANYWAY. Morimoto’s mama worked with jewels, or something like that, and she was preparing for some kind of fashion show thing that day. So Yamada and Morimoto decided to go check it out before the show the next day!
YAMADA: Ooooh, pretty…
MORIMOTO: Shiny…
TAIYOU: >_>;; I give up.
While at the hall, the two explored backstage. But Morimoto got… distracted. By a shiny thing. Yes. So Yamada was wandering around when he noticed a rack full of the model’s clothings!
YAMADA: … why would I be interested in women’s clothing?
TAIYOU: You don’t wanna know.
YAMADA: …
Yamada was busy playing with looking through the clothing when out of nowhere, someone ran into him! Well, he ran into someone.
YAMADA: Oops, sorry!
??: … -walks away-
YAMADA: >_<
MORIMOTO’S MAMAS ASSITANT: One of the models are missing, find and retrieve, stat!
??: ?
YAMADA: …? Oh, no, I’m not a model!
??: Well duh, you’re a guy!
YAMADA: So what?! … wait, why am I getting offended by that?
??: -eye roll- -walk away-
YAMADA: MEANIE! -push- -runs away-
??: o__O
TAIYOU: … how old are you again?
Anyway, skipping all the boring stuff, we come to the part where Yamada is about to go to sleep! Growing boys need their sleep, you know!
YAMADA: Sleeeepy… nighty night, stuffed dog…
YAMADA: Zzzz…
YAMADA: WAITAMINUTE?
??: ^_^
YAMDA: You’re that stuffed animal that attacked me this morning! How’dya get in my room?
??: Through the window! You should really keep that thing locked…
YAMADA: WTF, TALKING STUFFED ANIMAL?!?! -throws it at the wall-
??: x___X I don’t get paid enough for this.
TAIYOU: You’re getting paid?
NO, he’s not! … at least, not with money.
??: Calm down kid, you’d think you never saw a talking stuffed animal before!
YAMADA: … I haven’t?
??: Really? Wow, we have a lot of work to do. My name’s Kusano.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: And I’ve been looking for you.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: There is some great evil force on the earth right now.
YAMADA: … kay.
KUSANO: And I want you to fight it ^^ Okay?
YAMADA: … NOT KAY!
KUSANO: You won’t be alone! You’ll get three partners! And a princess!
YAMADA: … uh huh. Well, this is a new one.
KUSANO: …?
YAMADA: Interesting dream though. Fighting evil, me. Hah! I’m going back to bed. Well, not back, since I’m still asleep.
KUSNAO: Whaaa? Don’t you care about what happens to the earth?
YAMADA: Nighty night, figment of my imagination!
KUSANO: >>;; They always have to be difficult… well, take this convenient cell phone to call me with!
TAIYOU: … how can you use a phone, you are just a stuffed dog?
KUSANO: … shut up.
The next morning, Morimoto was waiting for his mama at the little convention hall thingy.
MORIMOTO: La de da de da, I got food and I’m really cute~
MORIMOTO MAMA: Who are you?
MORIMOTO: … your son?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … oh. Why are you back here?
MORIMOTO: … to bring your food?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … oh. Give it here.
MORIMOTO: … what did I bring, mama?
MORIMOTO MAMA: … how should I know?
MORIMOTO: You told me what to bring! YOU’RE NOT MY MAMA, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER? -runs away-
MORIMOTO MAMA: … damn.
Morimoto ran away from his mother, who followed him ‘cause someone had found out her secret. But as he ran away, he ran directly into his mother’s assistant.
MORIMOTO: Help me, my mama has been possessed and she’s chasing me and what do I dooooo?
ASSITANT: -smirks- -transforms-
MORIMOTO: O_O
ASSITANT: -push-
MORIMOTO: -faint-
ASSITANT: Well, now that that is out of the way, it’s time for the show to start! Remember, suck up allll the energy you can find! All for Queen Tsubasa!
MORIMOTO MAMA: =D
KUSANO: -from behind a wall- Oh damn, trouble! Where’s that brat when you need him?
-purse drops on his head-
KUSANO: x___X I DEFINITELY do not get paid enough.
TAIYOU: I don’t get paid at all, so hush up!
Oh come on, I gave you those pictures of Hika-
TAIYOU: SHUT UP!
YAMADA: Morimoto-chan, I’m coming~ -trying to reach a ledge too far away- -slips- -falls- -lands on Kusano-
KUSANO: WTF DO I LOOK LIKE A PILLOW!
YAMADA: Owie x___X
KUSANO: What were you trying to do, anyway?
YAMADA: … get in.
KUSANO: What happened to your ticket?
YAMADA: … I lost it.
KUSANO: >> Whatever, you’re just in time!
YAMADA: Is Morimoto-chan in danger? For some reason, I got the feeling that he was…
KUSANO: That’s your sailor sense!
YAMADA: Hm… maybe he fell in the toilet again.
KUSANO: … I don’t want to know. Anyway, let’s go save Morimoto! Here, take these! -gives locket and lipstick-
YAMADA: Sorry, this isn’t really my color… I did NOT just say that.
TAIYOU: Denial~
KUSANO: JUST GET A MOVE ON IT, ALREADY!
YAMADA & TAIYOU: @_@
Yamada and Kusano snuck into the building by making Yamada transform into one of the models with his nifty new cell phone!
YAMADA: Why am I in a dress? .___.;
The show went on as it was suppose to, with everyone oohing and aahing over the pretty jewels. At the end, Morimoto’s mama appeared on stage.
MORIMOTO MAMA: Thank you, thank you! Now… give me your energy! -makes a purple mist spread throughout the room-
EVERYONE: -faint-
YAMADA: Stop it!
MORIMOTO MAMA: Hey, how come you are still awake?
YAMADA: … I dunno.
KUSANO: >> Because you are a soldier?
YAMADA: … oh yeah.
MORIMOTO MAMA: Soldier, huh? Well, take this! -transforms into some weird looking silvery hand thing- -attacks-
YAMADA: WTF?
KUSANO: It’s a youma! Run away!
YAMADA: Don’t need to tell me twice!
So Yamada ran away, with the youma following. … then he tripped.
YAMADA: Owie x___X
KUSANO: >> You need to transform!
YAMADA: What’s that mean?
KUSANO: Say the lines I taught you!
YAMADA: What? But they are soooo embarrassing…
KUSANO: JUST SAY THE DAMN LINES ALREADY!
YAMADA: WAAAAH, HE YELLED AT ME!
-thwack- Don’t yell at Yama-chan!
YAMADA: Thank you!
Still, SAY THE DAMN LINES ALREADY!
YAMADA: Fine, sheesh >_>;; Uhm, what was it… oh yeah… MOON PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!
-pretty, shiny, sparkly special effects-
YAMADA: Beautiful Solider of Love and Justice, Sailor Moon!
YAMADA: …
YAMADA: … I have officially lost all of my dignity. AND WHY AM I WEARING A SKIRT?! And boots?! In fact, what is up with this outfit? I am a guy, you know!
*__* Aw, YAMA-CHAN SO CUTE!
YAMADA: o___O Er, right… where was I? In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you! … who writes this stuff?
For once, not me! =D
YAMADA: Uh… huh…
KUSANO: SAILOR MOON, WATCH OUT!
YAMADA: What the- AAAH!
YOUMA: -attack- -hit- -boom-
YAMADA: x___X
KUSANO: … that didn’t work. FIGHT BACK, BOY!
YAMADA: WAAAAH, I’M SCARED!
KUSANO: Oh for pete’s sake… you know how to fight, you have the power to win, yadda yadda yadda, now don’t die!
TAIYOU: Yeah, or Bre will kill us!
So with his newfound skills, Yamada fought on, using his awesome bunny moon powers. Well, actually, he kinda just ran around and stuff and managed to dodge the youma’s attacks by some random miracle (AKA the powers of Bre!) But still, all hope seemed lost…
KUSANO: Use your powers, they are cool and have special effects! Shiny~
YAMADA: Stop telling me what to do! -pout-
KUSANO: >_>;;
YAMADA: Oooh, look, I have a shiny wand! Pretty~ -waving it around like a fairy-
KUSANO and TAIYOU: YAMADA, JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!
YAMADA: FINE! -still waving it around randomly- Uhm… Moon Healing Escalation! (… what am I doing?)
YOUMA: -goes boom-
MORIMOTO MAMA: -faints-
YAMADA: It worked?! I mean… YAY, I DID IT! -jumps around-
While Yamada was being all cute and celebrating and stuff, Morimoto’s mamas assistant appeared!
ASSITANT: Aw, snap, Tsuba’s not going to be happy about that… well, I’ll just have to take care of Sailor Moon!
And before anyone could stop him, he threw a sharp, pointy… dagger thing at our little Sailor!
KUSANO: Oh no, watch out!
YAMADA: Eh? Uh oh!
But Yamada couldn’t duck in time! HE WAS DOOMED! WATCH OUT, YAMA-CHAN!
??: Watch out!
YAMADA: Why does everyone keep telling me that? I see the dagger already, sheesh!
Before the dagger could actually hurt our little Yama-chan, out of no where, a handsome stranger appeared! Grabbing Yamada, he pulled him out of harms way as he blocked the dagger with his cape.
EVERYONE EXCEPT ??: O_O
YAMADA and ??: -staring at each other-
YAMADA: … preeettttyyyy… *___*
>_>;; Not yet, you silly little boy!
YAMADA: -ignoring-
??: =D
KUSANO: >_>;; Sailor Moon, that’s the enemy!
YAMADA: … he just saved me, you stupid stuffed animal!
KUSANO: Well, yeah, but… I read ahead in the script.
CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK HERE, PLEASE? God. So anyway, the masked stranger helped Yamada to his feet.
??: I may not have found what I was looking for, but this is even better =D
… you were suppose to say “but I did find something interesting.”
??: … -walks away-
YAMADA: Hey, you, don’t you walk away from me! I haven’t had a chance to thank you yet!
TAIYOU: Well then do so already, I wanna go home.
You’re ruining the moment!
YAMADA: Thank you for saving me! … but who the heck are you?
??: -lifts cape up to hide his face mysteriously- Tuxedo Kamen.
YAMADA: … that’s creative. Think of it yourself?
EVERYONE ELSE: … -falls over-
As Tuxedo Kamen walked away, Yamada couldn’t help but think…
YAMADA: … that was really, really weird. And I’m still in a skirt.
… and?
YAMADA: Uhm. Oh yeah! He’s kinda cool. And cute. When can I see him again?
… -headdesk-
Meanwhile, in some dark, disgusting realm…
TSUBASA: Dark and disgusting doesn’t work well with me, so I made it a little bit more stylish.
… hm, nice job. Evil yet sophisticated.
TSUBASA: Thank you =D
TAIYOU: … can I go home yet?
No. Moving on, please?
TSUBASA: Who is this little brat that dares to mess with my plan? This is unforgivable! I will make sure he doesn’t get away with it!
TSUBASA: -evil cackle-
… you are REALLY good at that. -edges away-
Meanwhile, back with Yamada…
YAMADA: Who is still dressed in a skirt! Can I take it off, pleeeaaasse?
KUSANO: No. You are Sailor Moon! You have to protect the princess that we don’t really know anything about and the whole world in general!
YAMADA: … and I can’t do that in pants?
TAIYOU: Eh, don’t worry, will get four other guys to cross dress with you.
And so the battle begins! Will Sailor Moon find his fellow senshi? Will Queen Tsubasa get away with his evil plan? Will Yamada ever see Tuxedo Kamen again?
YAMADA: Hey wait… I have to save the world?
TAIYOU: … that was slow of you.
YAMADA: … I’m going to die, aren’t I?
NO! YAMA-CHAN CAN’T DIE!
TAIYOU: … probably. Me too.
-still wailing and flailing about somewhere-
TO BE CONTINUED? Maybe. I dunno. This ate my brain.
In other news, Virginia is really cold ;_; But I got hot chocolate =D