The Denial Twist
Well today was rather climactic wasn't it? After being allerted by Google News Service - always at the ready - that the good jurors had arrived at a verdict for the ever-so-adorably-oversaturated Michael Jackson child-molestation case, I sat on the edge of my seat waiting for the BBC to grant me The Most Important News of the Millennium.
....Twenty minutes later my ears were thoroughly surprised to hear that Billy 'Bad Jean' Michael Jackson was acquitted of all ten counts! How glorious for that deliciously weird little man. I, on the other hand, was ardently hoping for 10 guilty verdicts, not because I believe he is guilty, but simply because think of how fun it would have been to watch upset Michael Jackson fans run riot through the streets of Los Angeles? Ah, well, maybe next Trial of the Century......
I do hope you are all enjoying your decent days and nights.
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....Twenty minutes later my ears were thoroughly surprised to hear that Billy 'Bad Jean' Michael Jackson was acquitted of all ten counts! How glorious for that deliciously weird little man. I, on the other hand, was ardently hoping for 10 guilty verdicts, not because I believe he is guilty, but simply because think of how fun it would have been to watch upset Michael Jackson fans run riot through the streets of Los Angeles? Ah, well, maybe next Trial of the Century......
I do hope you are all enjoying your decent days and nights.
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