So turns out I will have to temporarily move out. Apartment complex is paying to put me into a pet-friendly hotel, starting Monday night. Unfortunately there are still tons of issues, like that I can't bring my desktop computer (I'm trying to make an old laptop work), and I guess I'll be eating out every meal? That's going to be hell on the budget and my weight.
My kitchen is full of person-sized dehumidifiers and giant fans -- it's so loud, I can't even use my phone or watch anything online, and they have to run 24/7.
I'm trying to empty the kitchen to make room. Ellie discovered where her feeder went (no fans/dehumidifier in place yet) :
Dehumidifier, fans are just as big: