(I think the dog might be the only smart one of that group. Why would pasta want to go into sauce, get cooked, be eaten?)
In much, much, much less amusing news, a Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member (Melissa Gorga) has written a book. Love Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage. I'm not going to link to it on Amazon, I do not want to encourage anyone to buy it. (Though, on second thought, the comments are worth reading, so here's a link).
I've never watched any Real Housewives show, and quotes from this book do not change my opinion of the show or the type of people who are in it.
This woman tells men to rape their wives. Her exact words: [Cut for triggery rape stuff. Click to see it.] “Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says ‘no,’ turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated.”
Just reading that disgusts me. The idea that some man might believe that and take it to heart...