I actually have no idea if these are NWS or not. I think they're probably fine, but I'll link the imges just in case.
What better thing can you get for your loved one than an
Edible Anus? Made of chocolate, of course!
Close up of one. See? Work safe. Who in the world would guess what it is?
Main website, if you want to order them. (Site loads very poorly for me.)
And what goes best with chocolate? How about some
breast milk lollipops? You can get four of them for $10! What a deal!