And now for something more typical...

[thistle_chaser]

Been a while since I posted something more normal to my LJ, huh?

Bull semen spill causes scare, closes highway in NashvilleWhile the title is fully true, the story isn't anywhere near as, er, exciting as I had expected it to be

Comments

[thistle_chaser]

So what you're saying is... somehow a load of bull semen slipped right passed you, huh?

:P

[alaias_stories]

The article won't load for me but... I'm glad you're having fun on twitter! :)

[thistle_chaser]

Well! That's what copy/pasting is for, huh

[alaias_stories]

I am so disappointed! The people who come up with headlines are evil.

[thistle_chaser]

I know! I was hoping for something a lot more interesting... but check the edit at the bottom of my post! That almost makes up for it.

[veloxe]

You're right, I was highly disappointed by that story. I should have remembered that semen used for cattle breading is kept frozen so it wouldn't be as interesting a story. D'oh well.

[thistle_chaser]

Yeah, same. The title just summoned up such images! Oceans! Waves! of white! The road coated with the stuff...

[veloxe]

However, PETA Porn doesn't disappoint.

[thistle_chaser]

Ha! Yes, I saw a story about that.

[achika_soladia]

So what that story is saying is that the bus...spilled its load.

That joke didn't come out near as funny as I thought it would.

[thistle_chaser]

*snickers* I see where you were going with that.

[achika_soladia]

I probably should've made a comment about a sticky mess.

The radio show I listen to in the morning has a bit where a person imitating a celebrity calls in. He did Bill Clinton this morning and made reference to it. There was a joke made about how a blue dress was used to clean up the mess.

[voidmagus]

I've always enjoyed p&t's bullshit. An entertaining show, but, much like Mythbusters, they disappoint in their tendency to bend the truth a bit to their own ends (especially given how they point out other people misrepresenting their arguments). Still, generally I'd say worth a watch.

[thistle_chaser]

I've never watched it before! These clips are the first time. It's something I'm going to look into DLing getting.

[voidmagus]

One of my favorites -

[thistle_chaser]

Yes! I edited a link to that in after I found the first one. I wish I could beat everyone who believes that over the head with that clip!