I'm giving a fat man a piggy back ride....
His name?
Stress.
Not only have I been giving him piggy back rides and personal favors...
We are seen walking about town hand in hand.
And you all thought I was dating Nathan...
(he was such a sweet boy...whatever happened to him? Too bad I can't see anymore the fat man's rolls are covering my eyes...maybe his belly button will eat my face).
Aside from Stress being grotesque in size and smell....
His other characteristics have affect on my mood and demeanor
He causes headaches, zits, digestive problems, lack of consumption of food,
aches and pains of all shapes and sizes....
Basically saying...
If I were to write a break note to Stress it would go something like this-
My Beloved Stress-
We've been together for a long time now. Our relationship is starting to move to the next level. (blah, blah, blah) I personally am not ready for this kind of commitment. Also I can't handle that nasty habits you have at night. You breathe down my neck, you don't give me enough personal space, you hog the blanket, and you talk in your sleep (I won't tell anyone about that time you wet the bed) I used to be able to tolerate you in small doses. But now I wake up to you first thing in the morning (and trust me you have skank morning breath) and you are in every following waking thought. You even follow me to the bathroom and I don't even want to get into how many "THREE FEET" laws that breaks. Basically Stress the past 2-3 weeks you have been a complete and total pain in the ass. I would love to say, "It's not you it's me...". But, clearly it's you. I've made my mistakes. But, you will have to live with your stalkerish ones. It's been fun....move.on.
Yours Truly,
Lacey
I'm cool....
Seriously.
I just have a lot on me.
ALOT.
ALOT ALOT.
So, I'll leave it at that.
I'm ok.
Life is working itself out.
I think.
I hope.
Stay classy...y'all.
Stress.
Not only have I been giving him piggy back rides and personal favors...
We are seen walking about town hand in hand.
And you all thought I was dating Nathan...
(he was such a sweet boy...whatever happened to him? Too bad I can't see anymore the fat man's rolls are covering my eyes...maybe his belly button will eat my face).
Aside from Stress being grotesque in size and smell....
His other characteristics have affect on my mood and demeanor
He causes headaches, zits, digestive problems, lack of consumption of food,
aches and pains of all shapes and sizes....
Basically saying...
If I were to write a break note to Stress it would go something like this-
My Beloved Stress-
We've been together for a long time now. Our relationship is starting to move to the next level. (blah, blah, blah) I personally am not ready for this kind of commitment. Also I can't handle that nasty habits you have at night. You breathe down my neck, you don't give me enough personal space, you hog the blanket, and you talk in your sleep (I won't tell anyone about that time you wet the bed) I used to be able to tolerate you in small doses. But now I wake up to you first thing in the morning (and trust me you have skank morning breath) and you are in every following waking thought. You even follow me to the bathroom and I don't even want to get into how many "THREE FEET" laws that breaks. Basically Stress the past 2-3 weeks you have been a complete and total pain in the ass. I would love to say, "It's not you it's me...". But, clearly it's you. I've made my mistakes. But, you will have to live with your stalkerish ones. It's been fun....move.on.
Yours Truly,
Lacey
I'm cool....
Seriously.
I just have a lot on me.
ALOT.
ALOT ALOT.
So, I'll leave it at that.
I'm ok.
Life is working itself out.
I think.
I hope.
Stay classy...y'all.