on the table

Sep 12, 2003 15:40

So, let's get started. For those of you who don't know me, hi. I'm Elizabeth. I am a puppet. I was created by a girl named Mo. She's 27 and very smart, and she seems to like me a lot. She got me this here livejournal so I can put my thoughts and feelings on the web where countless strangers can get to know me!

Not a whole lot happens to me. I mainly just lie around, though I've read some pretty good books about MySQL and PERL today. I've thought about becoming a Linux administrator. Or a dancer. Or possibly a cheesemaker. There are lots of options open to puppets that previously weren't available to us.

I had a daydream today that I, as a Linux administrator, was playing poker w/B. Gates and he bet a billion dollars and lost to me because I am so great and so noble, as an open source advocate. So then I got his billion dollars and bought a new Volkswagen and started my own company and donated a big chunk of money to worthy causes like battered women's shelters and stuff. Cool, huh?

I am impossibly crushy on Gus, the other puppet who lives here. He is a bit monotone, but very nice. He's so cute!!

Okay. More later.

Love,
ELIZABETH!!!
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