the first post
i was looking back in my livejournal to see if i had blogged about any overdraft fees, because there is a class-action suit against fifth-third going down. in this very dry analytical task i came upon my first livejournal entry, which brought me much amusement. here is the original text:
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countrie-men(!!!):
i, as your dedicated narratrix, vow to make this blog the most interesting, fruitful online autobiographie ever passively created in one's free time. i shall include succinct descriptions of semi-personal life-details, illustrating the many highlights and shadows of my day-to-day activities and thoughts. be prepared for the occasionalle flight of fancie; and frequent dizzie, purposeful misspelling and wordtwisterie.
for now, an introduction. i like to start with a list of favorites. what follows is how i prefer things:
flower: queen anne's lace
album: "in the aeroplane over the sea" by neutral milk hotel
song: "i wouldn't have it any other way" by the streets
beer: heineken
palettes: plain color: hartie-darke green, clothes: brown, blankets: dark orange, boyhair: redder the better, shoes: white
maps: aaa. triple a, you know.
book: "indian life and indian lore in the land of the headhunters" by edward sheriff curtis, renouned 19th centurie photographer of native peoples of the pacific northwest. dreamie cowboy-hero with camera.
face: bearded
monarch: queen elizabeth I
instrument: fiddle
plant: moss
historie: baroque
animal: giant dogs: vote yes to english mastiff.
parade: yachts with university marching bands afloat!
girl: meghann
state: ohio
fruit: pomegranate
season: autumne
husband: kerouac
dancespot: jacob's of northside in cincinnati (besides retail parking lots)
singer/songwriter: jason molina of songs: ohia
stone: opal
creature of the sea: blue whale
fasteners: highly mechanical
food: guacamole, no doubt.
movie: "rushmore"
architect: bruce goff. carlo scarpa is running close behind.
wine: champagne: it can be so very trashie.
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the facts:
work: in cincinnati it is salsa dance and hispanic alcohol-serverie. here in seattle it is autocad and architectureship.
school: bachelor of science in architecture, junior-status at DAAP, uni of cinci
charming: quite.
location: seattle, temporaneouslie. (john douglas: "we're in cone-country")
roots: sticky-hot and paralytic-cold cincinnati, ohio (specifically clifton): glorie glorie homeland!
parents: mum is julie (tough outrageous-unpredictable drywall-business ladie: 42 yrs, genius with mouth and heart), dad is mike (tough hilarious twangy diesel mechanic 45 yrs, genius with hands and heart) both reside in mason, ohio: hometown.
zodiac sign: scorpio (classically), rat (china), snake (native america). don't say i never warned you.
fear: loneliness
commonly-regarded-as-irrational fear: extraterrestrial life.
sister: one darling redheaded girl: jody beth lynch. i am her only friend.
ethnicitie, approximatelie: .4 german, .4 irish, .2 cherokee indian.
car: ultraviolet crumbling saturn-plow
pet: puffy white boy-cat: with name "the famous underwater explorer jacques cousteau" call him jacques.
rank: captain
exercise: bike! occasional nonscheduled hamstring-stretching.
politics: i love anarchie, but send my ballots to the far left.
diet: vegetarian
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this has only been a taste of the true drama and varietie boiling in this character. mehopes that through this casually-composed weblog i can reach out to the near-hundreds of internet-connected peoples around the world. to them i offer my simple lifestorie: for inspiration, entertainment, but mostlie to make them all fall in love with me. enjoy.
your faithful svn't,
amy suzanne lynch.
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countrie-men(!!!):
i, as your dedicated narratrix, vow to make this blog the most interesting, fruitful online autobiographie ever passively created in one's free time. i shall include succinct descriptions of semi-personal life-details, illustrating the many highlights and shadows of my day-to-day activities and thoughts. be prepared for the occasionalle flight of fancie; and frequent dizzie, purposeful misspelling and wordtwisterie.
for now, an introduction. i like to start with a list of favorites. what follows is how i prefer things:
flower: queen anne's lace
album: "in the aeroplane over the sea" by neutral milk hotel
song: "i wouldn't have it any other way" by the streets
beer: heineken
palettes: plain color: hartie-darke green, clothes: brown, blankets: dark orange, boyhair: redder the better, shoes: white
maps: aaa. triple a, you know.
book: "indian life and indian lore in the land of the headhunters" by edward sheriff curtis, renouned 19th centurie photographer of native peoples of the pacific northwest. dreamie cowboy-hero with camera.
face: bearded
monarch: queen elizabeth I
instrument: fiddle
plant: moss
historie: baroque
animal: giant dogs: vote yes to english mastiff.
parade: yachts with university marching bands afloat!
girl: meghann
state: ohio
fruit: pomegranate
season: autumne
husband: kerouac
dancespot: jacob's of northside in cincinnati (besides retail parking lots)
singer/songwriter: jason molina of songs: ohia
stone: opal
creature of the sea: blue whale
fasteners: highly mechanical
food: guacamole, no doubt.
movie: "rushmore"
architect: bruce goff. carlo scarpa is running close behind.
wine: champagne: it can be so very trashie.
+ + + +
the facts:
work: in cincinnati it is salsa dance and hispanic alcohol-serverie. here in seattle it is autocad and architectureship.
school: bachelor of science in architecture, junior-status at DAAP, uni of cinci
charming: quite.
location: seattle, temporaneouslie. (john douglas: "we're in cone-country")
roots: sticky-hot and paralytic-cold cincinnati, ohio (specifically clifton): glorie glorie homeland!
parents: mum is julie (tough outrageous-unpredictable drywall-business ladie: 42 yrs, genius with mouth and heart), dad is mike (tough hilarious twangy diesel mechanic 45 yrs, genius with hands and heart) both reside in mason, ohio: hometown.
zodiac sign: scorpio (classically), rat (china), snake (native america). don't say i never warned you.
fear: loneliness
commonly-regarded-as-irrational fear: extraterrestrial life.
sister: one darling redheaded girl: jody beth lynch. i am her only friend.
ethnicitie, approximatelie: .4 german, .4 irish, .2 cherokee indian.
car: ultraviolet crumbling saturn-plow
pet: puffy white boy-cat: with name "the famous underwater explorer jacques cousteau" call him jacques.
rank: captain
exercise: bike! occasional nonscheduled hamstring-stretching.
politics: i love anarchie, but send my ballots to the far left.
diet: vegetarian
+ + + +
this has only been a taste of the true drama and varietie boiling in this character. mehopes that through this casually-composed weblog i can reach out to the near-hundreds of internet-connected peoples around the world. to them i offer my simple lifestorie: for inspiration, entertainment, but mostlie to make them all fall in love with me. enjoy.
your faithful svn't,
amy suzanne lynch.