Eye eye eye carona
So that song, "My Sharona" makes me think of the easily accessable import beer.
Which makes me think of my impending 21st birthday. Which makes me think : What am I going to drink?
I really wanna go on a trip but barring that I think I'd settle for some new dining experience ( ultra authentic indian/Chinese/Japanese/thai/food or ultra swanky "normal" western place or a good steak house. <.< ) I'm thinking the later .
Naturally where ever I go will have a bar and I've had the following reccomended to me:
-Harvey Wall Banger (by dad)
-Sidecar (by mom, because suddenly I'm Emily Gilmore )
-Gin
-Sex on the beach ( my more than a little out of it aunt)
-Rum and coke ( sister)
-Shirley Temple ( other sister)
-Shirley Temple Black
-Vodka Martini (bfffffffffffff)
I wanna try something unparalelled in frivolity and clique-y-ness(Okay- just cool names). Like:
-An appletini
-A grass hopper ( I like the color green)
-A pink sqiurrel
- A Carribean sunrise
-Mojito
(or anything citrusy)
Things I will not try(on my impending birthday or any other day infront of people) because they sound like 40+ women on the prowl, drinks. Like recent divorcee drinks. Like a woman who freuents a 40-60 joint ( thank you for that tip GG)
-Cosmopolitan
-Tom Collins
-Sex on the beach
-Screaming orgasm(although, looking it up, it looks really good. Webtender is such a resource)
-anything involving slippery or fuzzy bodyparts, or anything with an adjective and a body part.
-Mai Tai
-Zinfendel
Drinks I will probably make a lot of ( through the course of history) at home but not nessicarily drink out
-Mageritas
-Jello shooters ( If I can find lycee jello or green tea jello I'll do it with Sake)
-Sangria
-Longisland iced tea ( Actually I think I'll probably order it)
-Black berry/cherry/whatever liqour)
-Hard lemonade
-Kamikaze
-Screw Driver
-Microbrew- though I don't plan to make it. I plan to drink it.
So checking out webtender- there's a lot of slutty drinks. 'm wondering what makes a drink slutty or whore-y as the case maybe. Jagermeister seems like it would just go without saying-I've picked this much up from TV- JAgermeister means the girl wants to go home with ANYone. I guess it just means it's bad.
Ooh I wonder what a Gilligans Island is...Ew. I hate peach-flavored stuff that doesn't acutally contain peaches. So it tastes too much like peaches. This goes for anything. :P
Okay the affiritive action - I totally don't get it .
Ew- they have one called after birth. Ew. Made by a guy or a crabby lesbian who was tied of hearing abotu her friend's new baby.
This is the most disgusting drink I have ever heard of : http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/4082
Agent Orange is more than a little politically incorrect.
But if I ever want to get really drunk and I'm mad at a Veitnamese person I guess an Agent orange is the way to go.
The airhead is aptly named. Okay sickly sweet artifical flavorings are like getting a compliment from a robot- not the real thing and nothing to get excited about.
Alaskan pipeline, eh ? That looks good.
Alice in wonderland, eh? Ew.
Vampie juice looks good. Only I have no idea what blue curacao is.
The all american looks nice too. In a " I just got dumped by combine driver" way.
Hey- zorro!
The Zorro looks naaaaaaaaasty.
Okay I got to Z- way after it stopepd being fun.