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"Welcome to USBank online banking help center, how can I help you?"
"Yeah see - I'm a retard and managed to lock myself out of your website."
"I'd be happy to help you with that."
"You'll help with my being a retard?"
"No, just the site."
"Oh. Damn."
-cut to end of call-
"Alright, well is there anything else I can do for you then?"
"Sure you can't do anything about the whole retard thing?"
"Yes."
"Ok then nope. I'm good."
"Thank you for choosing USBank and have a wonderful day."
"Yeah see - I'm a retard and managed to lock myself out of your website."
"I'd be happy to help you with that."
"You'll help with my being a retard?"
"No, just the site."
"Oh. Damn."
-cut to end of call-
"Alright, well is there anything else I can do for you then?"
"Sure you can't do anything about the whole retard thing?"
"Yes."
"Ok then nope. I'm good."
"Thank you for choosing USBank and have a wonderful day."