Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I set astraether's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I bought porn for orikes13 (10 points). Last Wednesday den_down_unda and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I helped flowerstories hide a body (-173 points). In November I put gum in paranoid_monkey's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-230 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
thisnthat