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The following is a conversation concerning the upcoming Samuel L Jackson thriller, "Snakes on a Plane". Yes. That IS the title. Don't read this if you're at all remotely capable of being offended.
banned in canada: movie we all need to see
banned in canada: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
RyBr3ad16: better not be dead or alive the movie
banned in canada: just look who's starring
RyBr3ad16: ah samuel jackso
RyBr3ad16: n
banned in canada: did you read the description?
banned in canada: HOW CAN WE SAY NO?
RyBr3ad16: SNAKES
RyBr3ad16: samuel is a fucking snake charmer
banned in canada: hahaha
banned in canada: oh god
RyBr3ad16: he aint no indi fucking ana jones
banned in canada: I love how the other titles they submitted were like "flight 121"...they're just all "oh, fuck it, let's just call it what we're all thinking."
RyBr3ad16: SNAKES ON DA PLANE MOTHAFUCKAS
RyBr3ad16: would have been catchier
RyBr3ad16: with a hint of racial commentary
banned in canada: I don't know if they could market that in red states
banned in canada: "snakes on a plane" has such widespread appeal
RyBr3ad16: sounds like a childrens book
RyBr3ad16: like a series of them
banned in canada: or something you order at a sketchy diner
RyBr3ad16: snakes... somewhere else
RyBr3ad16: snakes in hitler's anus
RyBr3ad16: hmmm
banned in canada: snakes in a vagina
RyBr3ad16: we shall rate that teen
banned in canada: true story
RyBr3ad16: the hentai gods will be pleased
RyBr3ad16: the japanese do so much right
RyBr3ad16: but hentai alone leads me to classify them as a developing country
banned in canada: the sad part is that the movie title would be butchered in japan
banned in canada: it would be like "super happy snakeplane adventure! ^_^"
RyBr3ad16: i bet all the japanese teens got to it expecting to see some raunchy snake penetration, but intsead they get samuel l jackson kicking some snake ass
RyBr3ad16: or whatever their equivilent of an ass is
banned in canada: then they throw themselves in front of bullet trains
RyBr3ad16: and their families are charged 3 virgins for the repair cost
RyBr3ad16: because japanese men love the hymen
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: EW
banned in canada: NO MORE
RyBr3ad16: haha
banned in canada: (japanese rape robot!)
RyBr3ad16: as soon as i read about that on the somethingawful reviews i nearly lost it
banned in canada: what?
RyBr3ad16: on one of their hentai reviews there was a mention to the new fad in anime being hymen penetration
RyBr3ad16: and that it was just way too fucked up
RyBr3ad16: and i am inclined to agree
banned in canada: because everyone likes it when blood and semen make friends
RyBr3ad16: like samuel l jackson and john travolta
banned in canada: hey, what they do on their own time is none of our business
banned in canada: (SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!)
RyBr3ad16: i seriously think that that is the most literal title to a movie ever
banned in canada: "one night in paris"
banned in canada: hard to top that
RyBr3ad16: but that is a play on words
banned in canada: it's also pretty damn literal
RyBr3ad16: literal would have been: Fucking Paris Hilton
RyBr3ad16: Snakes on a plane
RyBr3ad16: they were so pleased with the idea of having snakes on a plane that they felt it would sell itself
banned in canada: I totally want to see it
RyBr3ad16: as do i
RyBr3ad16: i want to see the preview
banned in canada: because it's goddamned snakes on a plane
RyBr3ad16: here the movie guy voice say that
RyBr3ad16: slithering towards you at 35000 feet
RyBr3ad16: This winter Samuel L Jackson Is in SNAKES ON A PLANE
banned in canada: it'd be better if there was no warning
banned in canada: just a shot of a plane flying
RyBr3ad16: i cant help but think of the fucking badger badger thing
banned in canada: and then "WOULDN'T THIS BE REALLY FUCKING SCARY IF THERE WERE GODDAMNED SNAKES ON THIS PLANE?! SNAKES ON A PLANE! SNAKES ON A GODDAMNED PLANE!!!"
RyBr3ad16: and then it would cut to jackson who would be like "there are mothafucking snakes on this plane!"
RyBr3ad16: and wonder what tomfoolery will be perpetuated by these snakes on a plane
banned in canada: yeah, I'll bet there's a cobra or something that's the leader
banned in canada: and it'd be really smart and set traps
banned in canada: and maybe communicate with hisses
RyBr3ad16: and a python that would be all lazy
RyBr3ad16: and theyd call him B.A. Barakas
banned in canada: oh god....I'll bet you a dollar that a python eats a toddler
banned in canada: like, swallows it whole
RyBr3ad16: im getting psyched for this movie now
RyBr3ad16: i dont think that that has ever been put on film
banned in canada: a toddler getting devoured by a python?
RyBr3ad16: and it would be a pointed social commentary about how annoying babies are on planes
banned in canada: and how awesome pythons are
RyBr3ad16: a baby did get eaten by a lion in that weird ass val kilmer michael douglas flick
RyBr3ad16: dam what was that movie called
banned in canada: the lion king?
banned in canada: born free?
banned in canada: ...out of africa?
RyBr3ad16: something with darkness
banned in canada: ...
banned in canada: heart of darkness?
RyBr3ad16: let me find it
RyBr3ad16: the ghost and the darkness
banned in canada: if we've learned anything tonight, it's that movies are better when babies are eaten in them
RyBr3ad16: and that pythons should be king of the jungle
banned in canada: ...and the skies
RyBr3ad16: fuck yeah
banned in canada: movie we all need to see
banned in canada: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
RyBr3ad16: better not be dead or alive the movie
banned in canada: just look who's starring
RyBr3ad16: ah samuel jackso
RyBr3ad16: n
banned in canada: did you read the description?
banned in canada: HOW CAN WE SAY NO?
RyBr3ad16: SNAKES
RyBr3ad16: samuel is a fucking snake charmer
banned in canada: hahaha
banned in canada: oh god
RyBr3ad16: he aint no indi fucking ana jones
banned in canada: I love how the other titles they submitted were like "flight 121"...they're just all "oh, fuck it, let's just call it what we're all thinking."
RyBr3ad16: SNAKES ON DA PLANE MOTHAFUCKAS
RyBr3ad16: would have been catchier
RyBr3ad16: with a hint of racial commentary
banned in canada: I don't know if they could market that in red states
banned in canada: "snakes on a plane" has such widespread appeal
RyBr3ad16: sounds like a childrens book
RyBr3ad16: like a series of them
banned in canada: or something you order at a sketchy diner
RyBr3ad16: snakes... somewhere else
RyBr3ad16: snakes in hitler's anus
RyBr3ad16: hmmm
banned in canada: snakes in a vagina
RyBr3ad16: we shall rate that teen
banned in canada: true story
RyBr3ad16: the hentai gods will be pleased
RyBr3ad16: the japanese do so much right
RyBr3ad16: but hentai alone leads me to classify them as a developing country
banned in canada: the sad part is that the movie title would be butchered in japan
banned in canada: it would be like "super happy snakeplane adventure! ^_^"
RyBr3ad16: i bet all the japanese teens got to it expecting to see some raunchy snake penetration, but intsead they get samuel l jackson kicking some snake ass
RyBr3ad16: or whatever their equivilent of an ass is
banned in canada: then they throw themselves in front of bullet trains
RyBr3ad16: and their families are charged 3 virgins for the repair cost
RyBr3ad16: because japanese men love the hymen
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: ew
banned in canada: EW
banned in canada: NO MORE
RyBr3ad16: haha
banned in canada: (japanese rape robot!)
RyBr3ad16: as soon as i read about that on the somethingawful reviews i nearly lost it
banned in canada: what?
RyBr3ad16: on one of their hentai reviews there was a mention to the new fad in anime being hymen penetration
RyBr3ad16: and that it was just way too fucked up
RyBr3ad16: and i am inclined to agree
banned in canada: because everyone likes it when blood and semen make friends
RyBr3ad16: like samuel l jackson and john travolta
banned in canada: hey, what they do on their own time is none of our business
banned in canada: (SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!)
RyBr3ad16: i seriously think that that is the most literal title to a movie ever
banned in canada: "one night in paris"
banned in canada: hard to top that
RyBr3ad16: but that is a play on words
banned in canada: it's also pretty damn literal
RyBr3ad16: literal would have been: Fucking Paris Hilton
RyBr3ad16: Snakes on a plane
RyBr3ad16: they were so pleased with the idea of having snakes on a plane that they felt it would sell itself
banned in canada: I totally want to see it
RyBr3ad16: as do i
RyBr3ad16: i want to see the preview
banned in canada: because it's goddamned snakes on a plane
RyBr3ad16: here the movie guy voice say that
RyBr3ad16: slithering towards you at 35000 feet
RyBr3ad16: This winter Samuel L Jackson Is in SNAKES ON A PLANE
banned in canada: it'd be better if there was no warning
banned in canada: just a shot of a plane flying
RyBr3ad16: i cant help but think of the fucking badger badger thing
banned in canada: and then "WOULDN'T THIS BE REALLY FUCKING SCARY IF THERE WERE GODDAMNED SNAKES ON THIS PLANE?! SNAKES ON A PLANE! SNAKES ON A GODDAMNED PLANE!!!"
RyBr3ad16: and then it would cut to jackson who would be like "there are mothafucking snakes on this plane!"
RyBr3ad16: and wonder what tomfoolery will be perpetuated by these snakes on a plane
banned in canada: yeah, I'll bet there's a cobra or something that's the leader
banned in canada: and it'd be really smart and set traps
banned in canada: and maybe communicate with hisses
RyBr3ad16: and a python that would be all lazy
RyBr3ad16: and theyd call him B.A. Barakas
banned in canada: oh god....I'll bet you a dollar that a python eats a toddler
banned in canada: like, swallows it whole
RyBr3ad16: im getting psyched for this movie now
RyBr3ad16: i dont think that that has ever been put on film
banned in canada: a toddler getting devoured by a python?
RyBr3ad16: and it would be a pointed social commentary about how annoying babies are on planes
banned in canada: and how awesome pythons are
RyBr3ad16: a baby did get eaten by a lion in that weird ass val kilmer michael douglas flick
RyBr3ad16: dam what was that movie called
banned in canada: the lion king?
banned in canada: born free?
banned in canada: ...out of africa?
RyBr3ad16: something with darkness
banned in canada: ...
banned in canada: heart of darkness?
RyBr3ad16: let me find it
RyBr3ad16: the ghost and the darkness
banned in canada: if we've learned anything tonight, it's that movies are better when babies are eaten in them
RyBr3ad16: and that pythons should be king of the jungle
banned in canada: ...and the skies
RyBr3ad16: fuck yeah