Aug 06, 2005 16:01
Hilarious/depressing anecdote from work:
Customer walks in, goes to register
Customer: Hello there, what do boosts do?
Ashley (on register): Well, they're little spoonfuls of things that we add to your smoothie.
Customer: Does the immunity boost change the taste at all?
Ashley: Yeah, sometimes it makes it a little more bitter.
Customer: I shall have one.
(Smoothie arrives)
Customer: THIS SMOOTHIE TASTES BITTER!
Ashley: Um...if you want, we can make you a new one...
Customer: God, no...no, it's fine. I'M JUST GONNA GO.
(Blank stares from all the employees)