Jun 23, 2005 19:53
They say in life you need a goal to make it worthwhile.
My goal is now to marry Natalie Portman. Barring that, to have sex with her.
Now my life has direction and I can truly be a successful human being. And as a plus, Natalie Portman will be mine, at least for an hour or so...or knowing the sort of excitement and pressure that would come from such an encounter, perhaps 3 or 4 minutes.