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[thismustbematty]

Am I the ONLY one who actually appreciates these sex ed classes?

Hope everyone enjoyed the Jewish holiday, whoever celebrates. As for me, I spent the weekend working on my new single that will hopefully hit the common room sometime this week.

Anyway, Lavincakes, I wanted to have a word with you, big sister. I hear you have a cat.

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[riahs_better]

Yes. The rest of us don't need them.

[thismustbematty]

The rest being the overly horny upperclassmen?

[riahs_better]

That's one way to put it. Or the ones of us that don't lead a sheltered little kid existence.
There's not much to learn in the class: safe sex, use charms so you don't have a kid, don't get a disease, your emotions go crazy, hormones, blahblahblah. Nothing important that my dad didn't tell me when I was 12

[thismustbematty]

Dad and I are more... "Let's go have a catch son."

Anyway, it's just good to know some of this stuff.. just in case...

[riahs_better]

In case you ever get laid?

I'm sure you've got years to go before you get up the nerve to try it anyway.

[thismustbematty]

*double strike outs* SO??! *[/]

I'm not as pathetic as you think... I've got a girlfriend, you know.

[riahs_better]

Yeah. I know who your girlfriend is. Cute kid.

But...the thing is...you don't do anything about it. You've got this 3rd year mentality. Bet you haven't made it to 2nd base.

[thismustbematty]

She WAS a third year last year. Good argument.

[riahs_better]

Did I say she had that mentality? No. I said you.

And I know plenty of people who'd been farther at 13 than you've been now. sucks for you, dude.

[thismustbematty]

The word sluts comes to mind.

[riahs_better]

I didn't say they gave it all up at 13. I just said they'd been farther than you.

You call us sluts, we call you pathetic. I like my side better.

[thismustbematty]

Funny, my meaningful relationship begs to differ.

[riahs_better]

Funny, MY meaningful relationship agrees with me just fine.