just updated but this is cute
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I punched myhostage in the arm (-10 points). Last month cheerbaby4747 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I pushed avery_lynn in the mud (-17 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (651 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
thismodern_luv