A conversation between a retarded john and I. lol.

Oct 23, 2007 15:05

Aaron0603 (2:31:41 PM): so tell me more about yourself
Secret Woolah (2:33:16 PM): What would you like to know?
Secret Woolah (2:33:54 PM): Sorry it takes me so long to answer...My computer's kinda slow.
Aaron0603 (2:34:12 PM): tell me everything
Secret Woolah (2:34:21 PM): You have to be more specific than that.
Aaron0603 (2:34:48 PM): about your add and what not
Secret Woolah (2:35:02 PM): What about it?
Aaron0603 (2:35:30 PM): what can you help me with
Secret Woolah (2:35:47 PM): I can give you head and we can fuck
Aaron0603 (2:36:13 PM): i like that
Secret Woolah (2:36:12 PM): cool
Aaron0603 (2:36:25 PM): are you into greek?
Secret Woolah (2:36:38 PM): lol, don't you read?
Aaron0603 (2:37:05 PM): yea but dont remember
Secret Woolah (2:37:18 PM): Well I put the answer to your question for a reason.
Secret Woolah (2:37:24 PM): The add is still up.
Secret Woolah (2:37:37 PM): in there for a reason*
Aaron0603 (2:37:58 PM): ok so no
Secret Woolah (2:37:56 PM): Yep.
Aaron0603 (2:38:11 PM): sorry thats just something that really turns me on
Aaron0603 (2:38:19 PM): I love licking......
Secret Woolah (2:38:30 PM): okay, you know greek is anal, right?
Aaron0603 (2:39:03 PM): yes but all that licking leads somewhere right?
Secret Woolah (2:39:12 PM): um, no.
Aaron0603 (2:39:31 PM): its nice to get it real wet and use a finger b4
Secret Woolah (2:39:35 PM): Get what real wet?
Aaron0603 (2:39:56 PM): your ass with my tongue
Secret Woolah (2:40:09 PM): lol, I'm not here to talk dirty to you online, okay.
Aaron0603 (2:40:38 PM): I know
Aaron0603 (2:40:48 PM): so whats the donation?
Secret Woolah (2:40:50 PM): omfg
Secret Woolah (2:40:56 PM): that was in the add too
Secret Woolah (2:41:07 PM): $80/hour
Secret Woolah (2:41:12 PM): 50/half hour
Aaron0603 (2:41:39 PM): I would love to spend a hour with you
Secret Woolah (2:41:53 PM): okay
Secret Woolah (2:42:01 PM): When and where?
Aaron0603 (2:42:22 PM): you want me to come to you ?
Secret Woolah (2:42:24 PM): I can't go to you.
Secret Woolah (2:42:36 PM): I don't drive.
Aaron0603 (2:42:48 PM): ok
Aaron0603 (2:42:53 PM): thats fine
Secret Woolah (2:43:56 PM): Did you read the part about the times I'm available and what those times depend on?
Aaron0603 (2:44:16 PM): no
Secret Woolah (2:44:19 PM): What's wrong with you?
Aaron0603 (2:44:38 PM): you know what forget it
Aaron0603 (2:44:47 PM): i dont want to be with someone as rude as you
Secret Woolah (2:45:08 PM): I don't wanna necessarily meet someone so stupid that they don't even read ads and yet still respond to them either!
Secret Woolah (2:45:31 PM): How dumb can you be? Really, now.
Aaron0603 (2:45:41 PM): ok fatty enough is enough go eat a cake
Secret Woolah (2:45:39 PM): lol, wow.
Aaron0603 (2:45:59 PM): sry just tell it like it is
Secret Woolah (2:45:57 PM): No you don't.
Aaron0603 (2:46:12 PM): i think i do
Aaron0603 (2:46:18 PM): have you seen your pics
Aaron0603 (2:46:22 PM): ok
Aaron0603 (2:46:24 PM): thank you
Secret Woolah (2:46:55 PM): I don't take advice or criticism from retards who have to pay in order to get laid.
Aaron0603 (2:47:48 PM): sorry you just sleep with complete strangers for money.......okay.........WHORE
Secret Woolah (2:49:41 PM): I can't understand how you think that's worse than paying complete strangers for sex.
Aaron0603 (2:51:13 PM): WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME STICK MY DICK INSIDE OF YOU WHILE I SLAP YOUR ASS AND PULL YOUR HAIR
Secret Woolah (2:51:35 PM): lol, I would if you paid me.
Aaron0603 (2:52:08 PM): you would like me inside of you huh
Secret Woolah (2:52:18 PM): I might if you have a big dick
Aaron0603 (2:52:56 PM): its just over 8 inches is that big enough for you?
Secret Woolah (2:54:04 PM): yeah
Aaron0603 (2:54:36 PM): its thick 2 most girls cant take it
Aaron0603 (2:54:47 PM): thats why i do this
Secret Woolah (2:54:39 PM): okay
Aaron0603 (2:55:43 PM): but i guess your not interested so i will find someon else
Aaron0603 (2:55:51 PM): nice talking to you
Secret Woolah (2:57:01 PM): lol
Secret Woolah (2:57:17 PM): whatever
Secret Woolah (2:57:28 PM): I just told you I'll fuck you if you pay me
Aaron0603 (2:58:06 PM): i dont have that much money
Aaron0603 (2:58:09 PM): sry
Aaron0603 (2:58:38 PM): plus you never sent me any other pics that i asked about S
ecret Woolah (2:59:11 PM): omfg! In the future, don't respond to ads unless you've got the money. Hookers hate guys like you.
Aaron0603 (2:59:39 PM): they love me when i fuck them
Aaron0603 (2:59:56 PM): have no problem when they squirt all over me
Secret Woolah (2:59:56 PM): lol
Secret Woolah (2:59:58 PM): you wish
Aaron0603 (3:00:16 PM): sry i think thats u
Secret Woolah (3:01:50 PM): Go earn some money. Only then will you be worth shit to me.
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