moe has fallen in love.
Music: "Pictures Of Success" by Rilo Kiley
Firstly, this is preposterous. I could knock them ALL out of the water, okay? Lemonade Tycoon, psh. Losers. I'm going to start a successful lemonade stand that makes those sellout chain lemonade sellers crawl back to their orange juice.
Secondly and more importantly, my parents were taking me to church yesterday (ugh, I know.) and we passed a house with a white picket fence and a sprinkler with children running through it. I smiled and looked into the backyard... what did Moe see? Guess!
ROCKBOTTOM777777: ...a blanket fort?
kyle00428: ICARUS?!
spineofvine ben gibbard? you bastard!
None of those things. I think Warren might have eaten Icarus, he has been MIA for a little too long. But what I did see was... A MOONBOUNCE!!!
kyle00428: OH
kyle00428: MY
kyle00428: GOD!
I know Kyle, I know.
The girl whose birthday it was recieved a card from me. I asked if I could jump on the precious moonbounce, and she said yes. (If I took off my shoes, that is.) Those kids never saw it coming, I owned that chunk of inflatable room. Little kids giggling at the big kid who jumps higher than everyone else and hits their head on the ceiling intentionally. Sprinklers in my clothes, too.
In conclusion, best birthday party ever, and now everyone wants me as their babysitter. I 'work' only for Moonbounces. But the kids are awesome. So I'll settle for some transformers and Veggie Tales. Oh bloody hell.
MOON BOUNCE, MOON BOUNCE, I LOVE YOU.
Firstly, this is preposterous. I could knock them ALL out of the water, okay? Lemonade Tycoon, psh. Losers. I'm going to start a successful lemonade stand that makes those sellout chain lemonade sellers crawl back to their orange juice.
Secondly and more importantly, my parents were taking me to church yesterday (ugh, I know.) and we passed a house with a white picket fence and a sprinkler with children running through it. I smiled and looked into the backyard... what did Moe see? Guess!
ROCKBOTTOM777777: ...a blanket fort?
kyle00428: ICARUS?!
spineofvine ben gibbard? you bastard!
None of those things. I think Warren might have eaten Icarus, he has been MIA for a little too long. But what I did see was... A MOONBOUNCE!!!
kyle00428: OH
kyle00428: MY
kyle00428: GOD!
I know Kyle, I know.
The girl whose birthday it was recieved a card from me. I asked if I could jump on the precious moonbounce, and she said yes. (If I took off my shoes, that is.) Those kids never saw it coming, I owned that chunk of inflatable room. Little kids giggling at the big kid who jumps higher than everyone else and hits their head on the ceiling intentionally. Sprinklers in my clothes, too.
In conclusion, best birthday party ever, and now everyone wants me as their babysitter. I 'work' only for Moonbounces. But the kids are awesome. So I'll settle for some transformers and Veggie Tales. Oh bloody hell.
MOON BOUNCE, MOON BOUNCE, I LOVE YOU.