Tsunami Bracelets?
For any of you that think going to brookdale will be sweet because its easy, think again. It might be easy or something, but the people that work there have the i.q. of a 7 year old french baby girl. Listening to anyone that works in the admissions office will make you stupider. So trust me kids, stay away, even if you have to go to a different community college or something, stay away from that place. My mom even got hit on by some 40 year old crack addict yelling about french fries. sware. Which brings me to my next question, if the tsunami bizz hit australia, do you think that the kangaroos could have swam? I think so, if they can box, they can swim. Heres some vital info: when snoop dogg is "pouring chandon" its actually Moet & Chandon champagne... yeah. so that explains the chandon for everyone who asked. Also, never go to this thing called improv comedy jam in red bank, its awful. actually i just like getting a good seat. But if you dont think that people getting a lap dance from a retarded urban radioshack employee is funny, then you actually shouldnt go, because thats what you'll get. Andre 3000 is terrible at lip syncing, just watching the video music awards... crunk or die. oh oh well i know ya'll wanted that 808 can you fell that b a s s bass... i wonder what that 808 really is, im guessing hawaii. So back to brookdale, where is everyone planning on going to school? im definitely headed to harvard, i sware. And the other thing i wonder is who talked to Robert **Goulet (thanks ryanxhall) the other night? I love people randomlly calling and yelling at me even though wasnt me at all so can you do that again it was sweet! Ashlee fed the fish i gave her chips, ironic. And i told my mom i had ebola before, she seemed legitimately concerned. And watch napoleon dynamite with the directors commentary on, its awesome. Uncle rico is a vegan and Napoleon's nose twitches like crazy. The End!