im supposed to be doing homework right now.. oh well
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? girl who sat at my former lunch table.
2. What is your weapon of choice? spoon
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? one or two of them.
4. How about of the same sex? every night.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? prob jensen for abusing the jap wagon
6. What is your pet peeve? fat babies.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? let em go man
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? shower.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3 or 4
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: radio shack
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i have to wash my hair
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? definately... ronco showtime rotissarie .. set it and forget it!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? guest list show.. haha
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? no tengo.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? hmmm dunkin donuts things
2. Meat eater? for every animal you dont eat.. ill eat three
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? haha probably at cubans house.. yea definately cubans house. sorry everyone that i was um.. on.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? definately dadnylion and meat.. i just havent gotten a chance yet.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? about 53...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? lost count..
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not that i know of
4. Have you "done it"? if by done it you mean go to wawa, then yes...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i like girls tummys.. theyre fun
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes, once for pregnancy
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 5
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? 10th ave burrito!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy france
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? prolly
6. Have you ever stolen anything? maybe
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? so many
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? eaten someones face off
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? slap the bitches
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? own a fleet of escalades rollin on 22s
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nope
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? haha no!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes, this test actually.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? took a nap
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? im thinking that 68 corvette of toms
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? justin matthews
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? hugh heffner
4. Have you ever been cheated on? chances are im being cheated on right now.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? nope
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? being able to slaughter innocents with one single blow.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pouncing on kittnes.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? pieintarianisim
2. What religion were you raised as? catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? a retarted protperty
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? hmm
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? maybe
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? neg
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nobody gave me a hug
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? boinking a porn star.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yep all the time haha.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? YES
6. Do you gamble? sometimes
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? ha party
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? midget tossing
2. What causes have you given money or time to? cancer kids
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? i gave a homeless guy an egg once, he liked it
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no, diseases.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yea and got my wallet stolen
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? haha i ate it.
7. What's the greatest extent to which you've gone to help a friend in need? i dont have any friends..
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? asians
2. What did you do today that was really brave? tried to call the boss and quit but nobody answered
3. Who is your favorite super hero, and why? pokeman
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? sure why not
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? like... the pinball wizard?
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? haha maybe and then chelsey hit me or something who knows
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? how about a kid
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? find a way out
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yea
4. What should be legalized? guns, drinking, lynching, and weed (stolen from kery or kerrie or fuckbeans.)
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? naw
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? the circus drive in
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yea about the draft actually.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? masturbating.
2. Do you collect anything? ducks
3. Are you addicted to anything? coke
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? stealing them
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: being all over some kids when i was retarted drunk... haha
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes, my japanimation collection.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? tom! haha
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? cant say i have
3. Do you take advice when it's given? probably not
4. What area are you wisest in? slappin the bitches
5. Do you drive defensively? no not at all im such an asshole haha
6. What did you learn in the last past week? that i have the hivs
1. Who did you last get angry with? girl who sat at my former lunch table.
2. What is your weapon of choice? spoon
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? one or two of them.
4. How about of the same sex? every night.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? prob jensen for abusing the jap wagon
6. What is your pet peeve? fat babies.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? let em go man
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? shower.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3 or 4
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: radio shack
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i have to wash my hair
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? definately... ronco showtime rotissarie .. set it and forget it!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? guest list show.. haha
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? no tengo.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? hmmm dunkin donuts things
2. Meat eater? for every animal you dont eat.. ill eat three
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? haha probably at cubans house.. yea definately cubans house. sorry everyone that i was um.. on.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? definately dadnylion and meat.. i just havent gotten a chance yet.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? about 53...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? lost count..
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? not that i know of
4. Have you "done it"? if by done it you mean go to wawa, then yes...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? i like girls tummys.. theyre fun
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes, once for pregnancy
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 5
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? 10th ave burrito!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy france
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? prolly
6. Have you ever stolen anything? maybe
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? so many
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? eaten someones face off
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? slap the bitches
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? own a fleet of escalades rollin on 22s
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nope
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? haha no!
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes, this test actually.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? took a nap
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? im thinking that 68 corvette of toms
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? justin matthews
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? hugh heffner
4. Have you ever been cheated on? chances are im being cheated on right now.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? nope
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? being able to slaughter innocents with one single blow.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pouncing on kittnes.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? pieintarianisim
2. What religion were you raised as? catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? a retarted protperty
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? hmm
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? maybe
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? neg
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nobody gave me a hug
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? boinking a porn star.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yep all the time haha.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? YES
6. Do you gamble? sometimes
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? ha party
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? midget tossing
2. What causes have you given money or time to? cancer kids
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? i gave a homeless guy an egg once, he liked it
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? no, diseases.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yea and got my wallet stolen
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? haha i ate it.
7. What's the greatest extent to which you've gone to help a friend in need? i dont have any friends..
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? asians
2. What did you do today that was really brave? tried to call the boss and quit but nobody answered
3. Who is your favorite super hero, and why? pokeman
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? sure why not
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? like... the pinball wizard?
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? haha maybe and then chelsey hit me or something who knows
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? how about a kid
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? nope
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? find a way out
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yea
4. What should be legalized? guns, drinking, lynching, and weed (stolen from kery or kerrie or fuckbeans.)
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? naw
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? the circus drive in
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? yea about the draft actually.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? masturbating.
2. Do you collect anything? ducks
3. Are you addicted to anything? coke
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? stealing them
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: being all over some kids when i was retarted drunk... haha
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes, my japanimation collection.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? tom! haha
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? cant say i have
3. Do you take advice when it's given? probably not
4. What area are you wisest in? slappin the bitches
5. Do you drive defensively? no not at all im such an asshole haha
6. What did you learn in the last past week? that i have the hivs