you think you tried and yet you failed to see that you can't change me
*Oh-Em-Gee* *Dubya-Tee-Eff* *Bee-Bee-Cue* *Kay-Kay-Kay* *Ess-Oh-Bee* *Dee-Ey-Dee* (OMG WTF BBQ KKK SOB DAD)
shut up, i haven't slept in ages.
anyway, my father came into my (new) room (my brothers old room) to talk to me this morning. He says, "hey can I come in" and i just stare at him in shock like "what the hell" because we haven't spoken in ages. So he starts talking at me and I'm just sitting in awe trying to find things to look at in the room.... oooh shiny objects... just to avoid eye contact. So anyway, I told him it's my dream to get a van and travel the country and like I told my mom that I don't think I can afford to do that. So he says if there is anything that he can do to help me, he will. So i said "buy me a van" and he said "okay, i will."
Sweet.
My mom is making me dinner. Super sweet.
If my father buys me a van, I'm seriously going to live my dream. Super Triple Sweet.
For fucks sakes, I've gone retarded from not sleeping and shit. I need to sleep. I just took a bath and it was great and now I smell good. I'm hungry. Hurry up with my dinner, woman! She asked me if I can help her make it and i said "sure, but i have to do something first" and then I came here to write this journal entry. I rule.
Anyway, i have something awesome for you guys. you may think you've heard all the best jokes there are but you haven't lived till you've heard this one.
the best blonde joke in the world
shut up, i haven't slept in ages.
anyway, my father came into my (new) room (my brothers old room) to talk to me this morning. He says, "hey can I come in" and i just stare at him in shock like "what the hell" because we haven't spoken in ages. So he starts talking at me and I'm just sitting in awe trying to find things to look at in the room.... oooh shiny objects... just to avoid eye contact. So anyway, I told him it's my dream to get a van and travel the country and like I told my mom that I don't think I can afford to do that. So he says if there is anything that he can do to help me, he will. So i said "buy me a van" and he said "okay, i will."
Sweet.
My mom is making me dinner. Super sweet.
If my father buys me a van, I'm seriously going to live my dream. Super Triple Sweet.
For fucks sakes, I've gone retarded from not sleeping and shit. I need to sleep. I just took a bath and it was great and now I smell good. I'm hungry. Hurry up with my dinner, woman! She asked me if I can help her make it and i said "sure, but i have to do something first" and then I came here to write this journal entry. I rule.
Anyway, i have something awesome for you guys. you may think you've heard all the best jokes there are but you haven't lived till you've heard this one.
the best blonde joke in the world