this journal entry dedicated to the wonderful churchy (i know theres another one of these somewhere)

Jul 14, 2003 00:36

remember when we have weird conversations where one of us is an idiot cuz we really both are but only one of us can display it at a time. dude you rock and i love you. and as proof here is one such convo:


Church Is God: *tries to think of a good restaurnant fitting name*
thats not my nee: We sell food here
Church Is God: at your apartment?
thats not my nee: no that would be a name for a restaurant
Church Is God: a restaurnant of anorexic people
Church Is God: "the empty plate"
Church Is God: or "the lonely spoon"
Church Is God: or bulemic people "The fork and bucket"
thats not my nee: how bout Dieters special: water and warm plate
thats not my nee: served with a side of wet napkin
Church Is God: lol
thats not my nee: extra warmth (on plate) upon request
Church Is God: "liposuckions - r - us"
thats not my nee: "we suck the fat right out"
thats not my nee: with a side of stitches
Church Is God: lol
thats not my nee: pillow and bed extra
Church Is God: Chinese food slogan "Youll eat real cat, or your money back"
thats not my nee: lol
thats not my nee: Pizza "delivered with a smile (since we just masterbated in ur food)"
Church Is God: lol
Church Is God: boston chicken "We are just like your mother, we love it when you grab our breasts"
thats not my nee: gas station: "eat here, get gas"
Church Is God: full service gas staion "pump your girlfriend while we pump your car"
thats not my nee: wendys: "we'll eat you great, even late"
Church Is God: taco bell "no, this great smell isnt your girlfriends vagina"
thats not my nee: Publix: "where shoppers give you pleasure"
Church Is God: lol im too tired to think of anymore
thats not my nee: albertsons: "shes your whore"
thats not my nee: :-)
Church Is God: hehe you win you win
thats not my nee: haha i always win

remember i won. but anyways. remember when we tried to get kicked outta kmart and it didnt work even though we got weirdo looks from people. dude that rocked. well anyways im too tired to type. and there you got your entry dedicated to you. now i have a lot more people to dedicate entries to so go away. muahaha. *loves n kisses*

chats, jokes

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