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In completely unrelated news. One of the inserts in my new Playboy magazine offers me 500 free hours in the Playboy Cyberclub. If you spent just 3 minutes looking at each set of da boobies that's like 10,000 sets of boobies worth of free time. I imagine you gotta give up your cc number and then remember to cancel or some crapola like that.
Anyways, I'm lookin at the small print and notice that these 500 free hours must be used in 21 days. So, you getz all the free boobies only if your capable of looking at them for 23 hours and 48 minutes per day since there are only 504 hours in 21 days.
Damn you Hugh Hefner, you know I'm 44 and don't have that kind of stamina.
Oh well, my sweet wife has perfect boobies, that'll do.
Anyways, I'm lookin at the small print and notice that these 500 free hours must be used in 21 days. So, you getz all the free boobies only if your capable of looking at them for 23 hours and 48 minutes per day since there are only 504 hours in 21 days.
Damn you Hugh Hefner, you know I'm 44 and don't have that kind of stamina.
Oh well, my sweet wife has perfect boobies, that'll do.