Feb 01, 2005 21:54
what girls mean when they say....
yes= no
no=yes
maybe= no
im sorry= you'll be sorry
we need = i want
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
im not upset= of course im upset you moron
do you love me = i want something expensive
what guys mean when they say...
im hungry= im hungry
im sleepy= im sleepy
im tired= im tired
do you want to go to a movie = id eventually would like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner =id eventually would like to have sex with you
can we hang out = id like to have sex with you
im bored= lets have sex
i love you=there i said it, lets have sex now
whats wrong = i guess sex tonight is out of the question