Oh, hey, would you look at that.

Oct 13, 2008 15:07

Dinner with Maggie went smashing, really. The girl is quick on her feet and just enough of an insufferable bitch for me to like her more than I should. And, as much as I hate to admit it, sitting at Dorsia is like voluntarily smashing your eyeballs out with a neon hammer, but any excuse to show off how rich I am is a chance that I won't pass up. Because, you know, I'm Tony Stark. And apparently I use too much aftershave. What a terrible, terrible thing. But the champagne made up for that. Yes, indeed. And I never liked the Black Pearl, anyway. I could make better.

We'll be real pals. It'll be fun. I swear.

See note: my flirt button does not have a switch. Because it is a button. And if you push it, it will not stop the signal. This is valuable information if you are thinking on having me take you out anyplace at any time, because if you get all pissy saying that I don't live up to my reputation, it's because my reputation is busy banging somebody else. Sorry. Not really. It's just my thing, sweethearts.

Oh, looky. What's this?

thisisironman is angry. If you're not careful some delicate part of your circulatory system is going to explode. Take up yoga or something. You're probably making people nervous. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. ( discussion thread)

... No shit, Sherlock. I didn't need a website to tell me that. Do yourself a favor and drop me a line when you can tell me something I didn't already know.

If I'm making people nervous, I'm doing my job. Pipe down. Jeez.

tony stark is awesome, bruce wayne makes tony do unfair things, tony stark is made of win, tony stark is a pimp, internet meme, back to normal, tony stark is a bamf, tony stark is back in action

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