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thisisironman

Mmkay, where's the entertainment?

Apr 08, 2009 11:10

It seems I've severely neglected my beat-up-the-bad-guys quota. Pepper! You need to tell me of these things, or else I'll end up vegging out on the sofa watching FOX News and chewing on potato fries like last time.

Whatever. I'll R&R with Jarvis in the (severely modified) suit en route. He's due for an upgrade anyway and I'm especially feeling ( Read more... )

damage control, boredom is a bitch, clearly i'm awesome

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mjls April 8 2009, 16:10:44 UTC

Darling, just use your charming smile and I'm sure they would allow you to do training exercises everywhere you want.

thisisironman April 8 2009, 16:29:26 UTC

Been there, tried that. Sadly there aren't many women high up on the army food chain, and those that have secured themselves a spot are either stuck PMSing for eternity or they bat exclusively for Team Cleavage.

mjls April 8 2009, 18:00:46 UTC

Why don't you just bribe the men then? You have enough money

thisisironman April 8 2009, 18:17:26 UTC

Surprisingly enough, that's kind of illegal. I tip-toe around rules and regulations but even that's a little much, don't you think? I'd rather sulk in my corner than go to jail.

Anyway General Ross is a tough guy to crack, and trust you me, I've tried everything.

mjls April 8 2009, 18:27:44 UTC

General Ross eh? Yeah I heard about that guy, isn't he the guy that keeps trying to get Bruce Banner all tied up? Sounds like a kinky old man...

thisisironman April 8 2009, 22:21:49 UTC

Also the dad of Ms. Betty Ross, who has this on and off thing with Mr. I-Am-So-Tortured-Now-Watch-Me-Turn-Green-Banner Esquire, which wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't convinced there was more to that awkward power struggle between the two of them. Kinky or psychopathic, more like.

mjls April 9 2009, 14:55:24 UTC

Somebody should honestly go to their family reunions and film those two getting it on, we all know it's happening behind the curtains.

Now there's an idea, you go there, film it and blackmail the old kink machine!

thisisironman April 9 2009, 15:06:26 UTC

Hey, you might be onto something there. Tell you what: I'll leg it over to their next big dramatic blowout and catch it on tape, see what happens. See if he gets angry. Oh, that'd be excellent.

mjls April 11 2009, 12:38:44 UTC

It'd be glorious Tony my man, glorious!

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