033 - Backdated to before the Party

[thisisherson]

[Kurt had originally been opposed to returning home. If there was no one there, then why bother? This is obviously some kind of mansion trickery. But then Alice announced there would be a party, and he remembered he had access to his extensive wardrobe at home. How could he resist?

So now Kurt's flipping through his clothes (all of his clothes)

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[itsahotone]

[Suuuupppp, secret bestie! It's not as if Santana was expecting to see you in your own home or anything! Never!]

Marcy. Figured you'd be here.

[thisisherson]

[AND KURT NEARLY JUMPS OUT OF HIS SKIN.]

Santana! What are you doing here?

[...Somehow, it feels like he asks this a lot.]

[itsahotone]

[...He really does. How adorable.]

I was checking out the whole Deadtown USA thing. And like I said, I guessed you'd be here. In your closet.

[thisisherson]

[He deadpans at her, because wow, that's insulting. But it's Santana, so he's over it quickly.]

I know; it's depressing, isn't it? I only came here so I could raid my wardrobe before that party.

[He sighs.] It just isn't "home" without anyone around.

[itsahotone]

Seriously.

[And yet!]

Hurry up; we's goin' to Breadstix.

[You have no choice in the matter, Kurt.]

[thisisherson]

What? Why? No one's even going to be there to wait on us anyway.

[He's not sure he follows her logic there.]

[itsahotone]

Because I needs to get the real thing in my system again or else I'm going to need an injection.

[It makes perfect sense.]

Even if we have to do the work ourselves, at least it'll be real. So come on, just grab your costumes and let's go.